Polies (windsurfers) hate us.
Surfers hate polies.
Everyone hates bodyboarders.
Bodyboarders hate us too.
Goat boaters are just retiree's.
Standup paddleboarders are the new goat boaters.
Could these be ranked?
I think we could all agree that jetskiers should be at the bottom of the list...
fishermen - they don't even get into the water, yet somehow they still find a way to scr*w it up for the rest of us
SUP's stand above
(80kg kooks on 6'3"s grovelling in 1 foot high tide beachies are at the bottom lick bottom)
I degraded to a Bodyboarder, after all the damn titanium in my spine.
PS: WTF is the wind!
PPS: where and what are interchangealble in WTF.
I think as Kiters we have to take a mature and non bias look at this. After long discussions with my nanna and her group of elegant friends, we have come to a unanimous decision that boogey boarding is so much cooler then wind surfing. In fact we had another vote on the coolness of throwing rotten apples at short people as they walk through the city and unfortunately my nanna agreed, wind surfing is still at the bottom 
You all forgot
The hated surf snake! hate the snake. They should be beaten severly after every encounter, and sent back to the car park.
Those non swimmers who flounder in the shore break upto their necks and who look at you with stunned mullet faces, get back on the land you land whales.
and my favourite are the disgruntal surfers, out in 25knts cross onshore wind slop, who think that they are surfing 6ft morning glass! Yeah you guys rip like Kelly, get back to the car park.
we all know the types, they dont rank at all.
A.
Does this forum promote running over swimmers who swim in the kiting area?
Or is that not cool?
I vote boogy boarders at the BOTTOM!!!!
With my two water sports of surfing and kitesurfing they have (for both) been the most annoying group of users IN the water.
Be out on the water around 3.30 on a nice bank to yourself either surfing or kitesurfing and watch the swarms of grommet boogs running down the beach, then swarm towards you and frenzy for every wave to destroy your sesh [}:)]
The sheer numbers of these pests show they are ripe for culling and are quite clearly at the fat end of the pyramid. That, and it is also by far the easiest of the sports to master....man, that close-out barrel roll on every wave is so exciting 
I do however accept that this is a fine sport for ladies to adopt and grace us with their presence in the lineup 
Not only are jet-skiers annoying, they sound annoying and the smell annoying.
So eye sore, ear sore and nose sore... just like a turd.
Dear kind sir, enclosed please find my request for termination of the following forms of life, with the worst offenders at the bottom of the list:
- jetskiers at wanda who are not even supposed to be there in the first place
- fishermen who fish the flat water at dolls point and never catch anything
- jetskiers at boat harbour who believe the own the place
Thanks in advance,
Galah
having fun. 
