Wierd Kiting Dream - interpretations?

Normally get woken up by our 4 and 5 yr old at 530 ish hence never hit that crazy dream state that you can remember. Ear plugs in last night I succeeded in having this strange dream...

So I'm kiting at an unknown location on my vegas with Seal (the singer) of all people. He doesn't seem to kite but is like some weird alter ego. Anyhow kite is on beach and some guy (who I know is a competition level rider starts taking his wet-suite of standing on my kite to avoid sand.

I ark up as you would and he kind of gives me the flick. Then out on the water is some strange sailing regatta with all sorts of craft including kites. And there is table of judges, judging this as well as some strange land based performances to the right. And yes they have swivel chairs and Seal is Back!

Anyhow I then walk over to my kite to pack up and realise to me absolute horror that my Vegas is not there and in place is a 6m black BWS! Obviously I'm devastated.

Then I run into the young punk again and he gives me my kite packed in the bag and says he packed it up for me as he thought someone would take it on the beach. Thanked him then all of a sudden he is on the water doing his wakestyle crazy hard core sh1t, and I sit watch....

then have the damn dog jump on me and wake me up. If it is not the kids it's the damn dog.

What ya reckon fellas, some Freudian/Nietzsche in there?

I recon it means you need to buy a kennel and put the dog outside

Closet homo, definitely. I only dream about hot chicks.....

This is relatively simple:

Clearly you perceive yourself as being judged in relation to your VOICE as a kiter, and the judge is part external, and part internal/superego (you perhaps judge yourself at least as much as others judge you).

But of course, the judging is based on reality tv, not real life, as the voice that is judged is your seabreeze persona, not who you are on the beach.

The strange land-based performance - perhaps a superficial activity (these forums, for example?), as the watery depths signify deeper, and more primal processes.

Your ambivalence to the "young punk" bespeaks an uneasy relation to not just wakestyle, but more generally an ambivalence towards aesthetic sensibilities that you don't quite comprehend (something is happening, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr.Jones?).

He stands on your pride (and joy) but later neatly packages it for you! Clearly there are some lessons around ego in relation to the wake/comp side of things, but it's clearly also not all bad news as there are commonalities and generosities too.

Whilst dreaming you can pose questions that would be edited before you could countenance them in a waking state.

... and the washing of the water, will make it all alright ...

I recon you need to watch a few episodes of this

That will stop you dreaming of Seal

Someone replaced your North with A BWS?
Was it a wet dream?

It means you like mens arses.

It's saying that you really want to be like the young punks, and able to do all the "wakestyle crazy hard core sh1t", and on a BWS to boot!
The fact that you were kiting with Seal makes you feel more comfortable about being on the beach with all the young ripping punks, as he is also just another washed up has been who's still hanging with 'the crew'.
If it was Joel you'd be trying to be cool through association, Delta-mmmm, nice rig, now it's you who's posing and Keith, well, your really a gay cowboy.

your subconscious is telling you to go and buy a new bws noise 6m
seal is the black jesus leading you to enlightenment