i tweaked Kevins poem a little to lighten the mood while we wait impatiently for wind....
Santa clause you c#*t
Wheres me fkn breeze,
Ive been good all year
Its been sh!t all week
Would ya send one fkn please?
I know ya plans for xmas day
38 and fine,
But would ya mind doin a lil something else
To help some friends of mine
Like sending a sou wester
One with heaps o might,
So i can get my $2k worth
Out of this farken kite
And if you think that we arent worthy
Of a good festive sea breeze
Can you at least ensure that the p!ss is cold
When its finally christmas please?
