Howling wind last 3 days
New Bandit 9m to break in
Hot girlfriend who has agreed to marry me
Just scored dream job on peninsula with about half a dozen kiteboarding spots within a 5 min drive
12 weeks holiday a year
Huge c*ck
^^^^^hyperactively delusional with a tendency to
over exaggerate.......or a wanker 
not u SL
f@#k all NEsters and **** southerlys in the middle of summer
or the wet season as it has become known
Nothing at all, except I did see someone setting up at sunset, kiting in gusty winds then freesyling near a kite school before they sold a beginners kite to someone without a lesson first. The inhumanity of it all
It's windy and I have to drive my mother-in-law to the airport after work. Screws up my kite session today! 
