$11.00 1000ml bottle of russian vodka at cocos
this is what happens when alcohol is this cheap
Maybe you should have invested the $11 in some cloths and food instead
Your eyes look like maybe a doof doof biscuit fell into your vodka?????
Bin bandit ,
I've seen you wandering down the Queen St mall pullin food and cig butts outta bins.
i think someone spiked your drink 
hope you didn't wake up with a hand full of change 
Hey Snoidy,
So your friends waited 'til you passed out and then stuck on a hideous 70's Pornstar moustache? That's just plain cruel!
1L Philippino rum for ~$2.50... now that is how u get ur sh!t f~cked up good n proper
hope you didn't wake up with a hand full of change 
No-one gets you, but i do.
That hat worn during the daytime protects your face and neck, but night time makes it a pure statement of "i like these hats!"
and the nappy powerfully embraces the juvenile war against sexual stereotyping and the moustache looks..............
nah......... actually, you just look like a dick.
$11.00 well spent i'd say.
Yep. He woke up with a sore arse and grass stains on his knees! And that mo is real!!
Way to go Ev!!
wierd seventeees man talking to orange bin " any more drugs in here man "
orange bin replies " f**k of off wierdo"
You should have spent it on a razor blade and down payment on some pectoral implants...
It was the best night ever but i cant remember much of what happened. Come on surely some one that was at the great cocos hungy/party can piece together the puzzle.
Love your work,went to trannies the other night for the hungy it didnt end like that tho..
P.S wind is still pumping here
Yep, when the booze is cheaper than the food this sort of thing is bound to happen. Im having flashbacks to last year's Cocos tequila party. I'm pretty sure everyone got naked 
Haaa - i shocked you posted this snoidsworth. Let me help - you swam naked - I stole your clothes - you looked in bin - paparazzi took advantage. you made it public.
GOLD
Holy shiarte!
And i thought Sydders was the disco biccy n hotpants capital - all along it's the banana benders that have been shootin the tubes!
Is Cocos code for deserate n dateless with no qualms about standards for pinch hitters?
