finally the cat is out of the baghttp://www.mademan.com/mm/how-make-kite-surfing-kites.html
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Ha ha, Gold 
and also see... http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-wear-kite-surfing-harness.html
a copy and paste preview below...
" It should feel like a heavy duty diaper once you strap in. There's a safety cord that attaches from your harness to the handle bar of the kite. You'll also have another cord that attaches the board to your harness."
Just where do they find these people???
Edit: Just found this awesome "how to" for pole dancing... www.mademan.com/mm/tips-how-windsurf-first-time.html
I wonder if the writer actually tried it out or just had a thought at the pub that night
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Things you will need for a kite surfing kite:
String
Piece of Card Board or Poster Board
Fabric Design of Choice (5ft x 5ft piece)
Fabric Glue
Super Glue
Dowel Rods (2)
Scissors
Knife
Piece of Ribbon (5 foot long)
Sensational, that web site has hours of entertainment for those no wind days, I now have details on building my own hang glider, Building a jet ski and instructions on the risks of parachuting without a parachute!
But wait theres more, I also now have all the tricks for dating and how to save my marriage. Not to mention 5 ways to self gratification!
http://www.mademan.com/mm/kite-surfing-gear-essentials.html
Kitesurfing Gear Essentials: A good boat??????
WTF? Who writes this stuff?
When you purchase or rent a boat, you want to be sure that this essential piece of gear has a good top speed. Even if you're not planning on going full speed ahead with this essential kite surfing gear, you should get something that will allow a good speed for getting high up in the air.
A trustworthy driver isn't really essential kite surfing gear, but it is absolutely important for staying safe while kite surfing. Just make sure you get a person that you know you can trust with driving that fast while you're hanging on the back kite surfing. They don't have to be the greatest driver ever, but just make sure they aren't going to do anything stupid.
Move over kitepower, the secrets of running a shop are out....http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-start-kite-surfing-shop.html 
"Supplies. Miscellaneous supplies are needed to start a kite surfing shop. Staplers, bags, paper, sales order forms, computer, phone, etc. must be in place on opening day"
That's the trouble with kite surfing shops these days.... not enough staplers, bags and paper!
