this forum's getting way too serious. so let me share an email i just got - it's got nothing to do with kiting, except that the monsoon has gone awol.
<<blood, two old ladies, 2 penii and a pair of buttocks!>>
"Well what a Saturday morning I've had.
After shed work I went down to Glen the hairdresser for a social call. He sent me to buy wine, as I walked out of his shop I saw a little old lady hit the deck. Her and her friend were war vets up from Perth. This weekend is Bombing of Darwin 70th.
So me and another chap picked her up, and i got her into Glens. She was a bit cut up, could have broken her wrist. Drove them up to SP surgery. Then back with wine to Glens, where we watched this group of five young white drunk boys on the street-what a show. They were ripping each others clothes off then one of them got his d1ck out and peed over his friends, then another one started jerking off. a third dropped his pants.
Eventually somehow they managed to get a taxi. Amazing no one called the cops.We didnt too busy watching the show!
Anyway, afternoon now and im in the a/c painting. Where has the wet season gone.?"
("Glen's" is at Cullen Bay, upmarket marina precinct)
Yeah.... Sorry about that... That was the DKC on a night out. The dry season didn't happen, and the wet season lasted 10 days. So we have kited about 30 days in 12 months.... Things are going pear shaped up here! 
