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finding a wind substitute....

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Created by stabber > 9 months ago, 3 Jan 2010
stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
3 Jan 2010 4:26PM
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east coast lows suck......

I'm gonna move to????

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
3 Jan 2010 4:16PM
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redtube?

sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
3 Jan 2010 2:00PM
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youporn?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Jan 2010 5:08PM
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The pub

Schmidy
WA, 47 posts
3 Jan 2010 2:32PM
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hahahahha redtube.

KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
3 Jan 2010 6:01PM
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just as addictive and probably slightly less expensive if you keep your head, try pokerstars.

or move to Tas, its windy somewhere in this state all the time.

keilani
QLD, 84 posts
3 Jan 2010 6:37PM
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??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!

tmiddled
NSW, 253 posts
3 Jan 2010 9:47PM
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I'm on the East Coast and I just took up paragliding which I find equally as addictive and fun as kiting.

Only problem is it is only on about as much as kitesurfing is on (8-15 knots). But it will double your time on the air/water as the time in the air doesn't really clash with time in the water (well for me at least I don't go kiting until it gets to about 15 knots or so).

swoosh
QLD, 1929 posts
3 Jan 2010 9:06PM
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how about a can of "I can't believe it's not wind"


japie
NSW, 7146 posts
4 Jan 2010 1:05AM
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It is ****ed.

Balance is the key. Kiting has consumed me to the degree where I have had a very serious think bout it's benefits. Weather driven!

Bought a set of kayak plans which should keep me on the water and exercising when the wind is no good and the fish are not biting.

If it is raining, read. At least the equipment is not suffering from UV degradation!

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
4 Jan 2010 1:50PM
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Hey Kungpow:



While my wing is more an XC type, last week when there was no wind for kiting I climbed >1000ft

cabstar
VIC, 328 posts
5 Jan 2010 8:35PM
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wtf **** that **** id rather strap my self to the front of a train

sleek1
VIC, 672 posts
5 Jan 2010 9:28PM
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go out in the public and maybe you may meet someone.

kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
5 Jan 2010 9:55PM
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na sleek1, ive already tried that, its y i took up kiting in the first place lol

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
6 Jan 2010 12:50PM
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keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...

youngbull
QLD, 826 posts
6 Jan 2010 4:36PM
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Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.

keilani
QLD, 84 posts
6 Jan 2010 7:41PM
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youngbull said...

Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.

Well he does always sound like he has his hand on it! love that Elephant

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
6 Jan 2010 9:27PM
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.Back on topic.move to the lounge room and watch the cricket .Today was a cracker .I'm a cricket tragic but I reckon even if you didn't like cricket ,today was a good day to watch (or listen )

xSAVx
QLD, 40 posts
6 Jan 2010 8:52PM
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tube8

kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
6 Jan 2010 10:12PM
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today, mr float, was south 15ish knots... was on water 515 n back on the beach at quarter to eight... now thats a real cracker hehe

rhinoman
QLD, 362 posts
6 Jan 2010 9:18PM
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keilani said...

youngbull said...

Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.

Well he does always sound like he has his hand on it! love that Elephant



tissues

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
7 Jan 2010 12:49AM
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kitegirl21 said...

today, mr float, was south 15ish knots... was on water 515 n back on the beach at quarter to eight... now thats a real cracker hehe


let me guess?/ Umina??

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
7 Jan 2010 1:04AM
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youngbull said...

Charl dv said...

keilani said...

??? The Bedroom or Public Toilet ,you seem like a bit of a wanker so that should keep you occupied and some-what satisfied for a while!!


how come this personal attack hasnt been modded...


R u serious?

This is why other forums fail cause of people like you..
O wait that might have been personal. ( quick mod me )

Have your cry somewhere else.
The comment is valid and gave me a laugh.


i think u just got lolled... rookie.

kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
7 Jan 2010 11:06AM
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true true mr float

odetojak
NSW, 54 posts
7 Jan 2010 4:43PM
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I suggest you start playing frisbee. Cause there is nothing more annoying when throwing a frisbee, than when the wind picks up.

This way, you can be frustrated about something whatever the conditions are.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
7 Jan 2010 5:07PM
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It's not really a personal attack if it's true...Is it?

I have been known to wank therefore I can be safely put in the category of "wanker".

I am not in the least bit offended by that statement, as it puts me in the same category as 95% of the people in this world.

Let me justify that last statement:

All males of the mature age have pulled it once and therefore are "wankers".
All males that are not mature ......will be wankers soon enough!
That covers 100% of the male population...
Now for the females(no, you don't get out of this girls).

95% of mature dating females will be coersed into playing with the male tool as soon as possible in any relationship with a male, this would be classed as wanking and therefore the females can be called "wankers" too.

I hear you ask about the 5% of females neglected herein?
They are of the cloth....Nunnery or the like.....or muff dive(absolutely nothing wrong with that)...matter of fact, I'd like to see more of it.....BUT....

Back to the issue: You also are saying that some men don't play with the savaloy!

That's BS and you all know it.

So.. I'm not offended, but I do appreciate all the people who were offended on my behalf.

Thanks,
Stabbs

By the way, I'm always looking for kite girls to help with my ongoing dilemmas..
must have strong hands....

Poida
WA, 1922 posts
7 Jan 2010 2:48PM
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was taking some pics of a wave board, honestly, it was too windy for me to kite (25kn plus, plus add some for the gusts, 6foot with 20 sailors and 3 kites out - so maybe off topic)

rloemker
NSW, 149 posts
7 Jan 2010 5:56PM
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It looks windy, so I assume he was keeping his hand warm???

Those cans look huge.

kiter77
VIC, 273 posts
7 Jan 2010 6:07PM
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25knt winds, 6 ft waves, huge cans, guess you've found your place where you're gonna move to Stabs

rloemker
NSW, 149 posts
7 Jan 2010 6:20PM
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kiter77 said...

25knt winds, 6 ft waves, huge cans, guess you've found your place where you're gonna move to Stabs


Plus you can spoon with some random chick (with said huge cans) and put your hand up her skirt.

The headland looks a little like Cabarita (minus the well organised car park) but I am assuming somewhere in WA?

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
7 Jan 2010 8:53PM
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I kinda figured by your statements that if I tried to put MY hand up that girls skirt, I'd be in trouble with the wanker that has his hand up there already!

Looks cosy tho



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