hey guys just a warning about the new breed of crabs in the pond not sure what breed they are but they have been taking huge chunks out of legs the size of soccer balls just a quick heads up
They must be big crabs to bite you above the boots, as i thought you ****s down at the pond all rode in them.
no idea what this post is but WA guys sound like there about to have another cronulla riot...
the Aussie bogan is alive and well in safety bay
The only way to get rid of your metaphorical crabs is to shave your metaphorical pubes off........ not really sure what I mean by this 
Now where is my razor........
Seems the Western Australia New Kiting Authority is growing in stature by the week.... (WANKA to abbreviate)
Take heed all you EuroNewbKooks- they don't like any of you and they won't tolerate......erm, much.
Wah wah wah, the Euros this, the Euros that! I would bet most Euro-haters (there seems to be a concentration in WA, wonder why that is?) are of euro descent, too funny! 
from wikipedia:
A European Australian (also known as a Euro-Australian)[citation needed] is a citizen or resident of Australia who has origins in any of the original peoples of Europe. There is no official definition of what a European Australian is, although for the purposes of aggregating data, the Australian Bureau of Statistics in its Australian Standard Classification of Cultural and Ethnic Groups (ASCCEG) has grouped certain ethnic groups into categories of "North West European" and "Southern and Eastern European" Since shortly after the beginning of British settlement in 1788, people of European descent have formed the majority of the population in Australia. European Australians currently comprise approximately 90.1 percent of the Australian population based on figures provided by people who declared European ancestry in in the 2011 census.[citation needed] However, this figure significantly undercounts the European share of the Australian population as it does not include those who declared 'Australian' ethnicity in the 2011 Census.
its not the crabs you gotta worry about its the gasses coming out of the seaweed, we ended up taking two euros to hospital due to inhaling some of the gasses
[}:)]
Was at the pond the other day for the first time in over year to catch up with a mate on holidays from Italy. As we were setting up a German girl came over a chat. Saying how much she loved Australia and how lucky we are to have a place like this in our backyard. Well it was something like that. She was f*#king hot and i struggled to concentrate on what she was saying.
Went out for about an hour, skimming around the bank at the end if the point and then landed on the point for a break. A Swedish guy came walking around and stopped for a chat. Happy friendly guy just cruising around Oz. Out again for an hour or so and a pom landed for me back inside the pond. He was just chilling out after being out for a while so ended up having a chat with him.
When packing the gear into the car, two poms asked for a push start for their old hiace van. No prob, gave em a hand and they returned the favour by handing over a beer.
Was Really good day on the water except for two boot wearing locals ( clearly from the 'Ham')that were yelling abuse at anyone within range, cutting people off, boosting on top of other kiters and windsurfers and just generally being a pain in the arse.
I am an Aussie of convict stock and proud of our great nation, but was disappointed by the way the so called locals behaved, compared to the 'Euros' that are so heavily complained about.
Just saying...................
