absolutely hates cats? winner of the 2009 absolutely worst pet ever to exist award.
Let me guess.
You currently posess one less functional kite than you did yesterday?
And one more pile of torn shredded fabric than you did yesterday?
And to answer your original question, yes me too.
no if my cat actually even touched my kites i would put it out period.
the useless piece of crap excuse of a pet pissed somewhere near the area of my room and i can smell it and i repetitively ask my parents why the purchased the useless animal instead of something nice like a dog.. and repetitively request getting rid of it.. i mean moving from NZ was prime time but no they spent like a billion dollars bringing that furry ball of annoyance into australia.
you live with your parents! sucker.
dude, i'm no fan of cats but if your biggest worry in this world is a bit of cat piss ... then may i suggest a dose of life experience?
ask your parents how many times they cleaned up your stink back in the day, or is that something they still do?
I think Chiwawa's are just as bad as cats...
Looks like their head is swollen or something.
Kill it. Try not to cause it pain, make it quick.
They are awful awful creatures.
Some sort of fast acting poison that puts it to sleep is probably the most humane way to do it.
I asked my dad once..Why dont we tie the cat up like we do the dog??
Dad say's " because i want the thing to run away"
i have heard its the fur and the way it tears apart /say hello to that mongrel croc that stole my pots and cats in the little howard
haha... if your worried bout a bit of cat piss, imagine a dog, you got to pick up their poo, up to like 7 times a day around the garden (looked after a old golden retriever and i swear it was 7 nardo's a day!!), and pissing, they'll mark everywhere esp as a puppy even on your bed post....
Seriously if its piss your worried about, a dog will not be an improvement!!!
(tho if its a tom-to fix it the piss problem, fit him, home job includes an elastic band)
Males are mostly dog lovers and females are mostly cat lover.
It is because of our genetic differences;
Males prefer to be loved and females prefer to be caring and giving love.
This is funny and I found it here in seabreeze not so long ago;
Dog Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:40 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:30 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Excerpts from a Cat's diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another house plant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.
For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.
This time however it included a burning foamy chemical
called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room his safety
is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of
time......
once again the difference is you can see, find and deal to the poo
with the cat i cannot see find and deal to where the hell it sneakily took a quick leak.
oh and at least the dog has some companionship value and is fun where as the cat is once again just useless.. sleeps eats and pisses off after.
I used to have a dog that insisted on consuming it's own snappers! 
Truly gross.. I'd take the odd cat p!ss over grogan breath anyday!!
BTW Charly - one day you may be an old cat haven fan too! Now move outta home and stop listening to your parent's excusses that "The cat made that smell." 
A workmate has a pittbull that has killed six cats that have wondered into his backyard. When the pitty kills them he only eats the head and leaves the body with its spinal chord exposed out of its body. nice!
"oh and at least the dog has some companionship value and is fun where as the cat is once again just useless.. sleeps eats and pisses off after." Charl DV
Ha,Ha that's probably what your parents think about you
Cats, useless pieces of feral animal that destroy our native fauna. Mabe you should piss on it to teach it a lesson.
Hessian bag with some bricks in it, add cat, tie up the top and drop it off a bridge.
Or, you can always use the shotgun with a tin can silencer.
It's been pretty nice around here since old mate next door started knocking them off like that.
The best is when you see the signs up around the place "Poor kitty lost at...bla bla bla bla"... Good you didn't need that sorry excuse for a pet anyway!!! Or its feral offspring running around the place.
I used to be a cat hater too. However, when I lived in a mouse infested inner-city slum I got my first cat and called it Thor. The mouse problem went away and I became sane again.
Before Thor I would lay out glue covered paper and when one of the little buggers would get caught, I'de bound out of bed and cut their heads off.
I'm on my third cat now and enjoy watching it eat roaches and catch flys......but wild cats I hunt........rocking kittens can be fun....enough.
Get a rat zapper, works 100% and you don't gotta clean up any mess. Or if that fails get a dog.
