I want 1:58 of my life back... 
Against my better judgement I have to ask if anyone can translate that clip for us? Preferably a native French speaker... 
i wanted my 1:58 back too, but my typing is so slow it would be quicker to just keep it to myself and in effect save that time instead of writing..... oh f @ CK
WOW. That was amazing. Not the vid but the fact that that whould have to be the worst post this year.Maby worst post ever. Well played sir. 
I could translate for you guys but it is even worse when you understand so I will spare you.
Tx Charl,keep them coming or maybe not!
Go on translate. I want to know what the point was ... or if there was a point at all.
It looks like:
1. Look a drowning man! Let's give him CPR!
2. Urk! Blood. Let's just steal his board instead.
what were u ****n clowns expecting from the title... it sucks being french because they are so sh!t at being funny! u fools just got LOL'd.
and fyi Faux = fake so yes it is very fake u silly fools.
oh no i watched it again, now i need to get 3:58 back. plus the time it took to write this.
I thought they might be saying
"is this that french a**hole that is creating a bad name for us at Cabarete",
"best if we don't resuscitate him"
Some poor Frenchy probably died and all you guys can do is laugh and tease.
You are all heartless.
Shame Shame Shame
