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Created by FlickySpinny > 9 months ago, 11 Dec 2009
FlickySpinny
WA, 657 posts
11 Dec 2009 5:35PM
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Port Phillip Bay

http://www.fishnet.com.au/forums/viewtopic.php?t=95854&f=3

pirrad
SA, 850 posts
11 Dec 2009 8:56PM
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h20
VIC, 458 posts
11 Dec 2009 10:08PM
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A big NOAH in our bay....... maybe we do need to sacrifice a tea bagger to please the shark gods.

windtechno
VIC, 372 posts
11 Dec 2009 10:36PM
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Thanks alot guys i was thinking about maybe going windsurfing tomorrow in port phillip bay over near the city now i have second thoughts. dam, i didnt know we had jaws lurking around our waters

windtechno
VIC, 372 posts
11 Dec 2009 10:42PM
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any one got a shark shield you are selling? pm me, cheers

Scully
WA, 412 posts
11 Dec 2009 8:04PM
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windtechno said...

any one got a shark shield you are selling? pm me, cheers


i thought of getting one until i found the 800$ price tag

windtechno
VIC, 372 posts
11 Dec 2009 11:15PM
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maybe then santa can bring us both one scully

hardpole
WA, 609 posts
11 Dec 2009 10:30PM
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Scully said...

windtechno said...

any one got a shark shield you are selling? pm me, cheers


i thought of getting one until i found the 800$ price tag


I couldnt help but think of it in terms of costing an arm or a leg ;-)

windtechno
VIC, 372 posts
12 Dec 2009 10:47PM
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if the shark shield worked we would all be useing them. but i dont think a great wight will care whats in its path when it's hungry and see's a nice juicy windsurfer water starting.

plus i really think they attract sharks by the electrical pulses they put off. Sharks are very sensitive. they can pick up noises miles away and they will know your there even more, with that dangely thing on ya leg letting off pulses.

Scully
WA, 412 posts
13 Dec 2009 1:40PM
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windtechno said...

if the shark shield worked we would all be useing them. but i dont think a great wight will care whats in its path when it's hungry and see's a nice juicy windsurfer water starting.

plus i really think they attract sharks by the electrical pulses they put off. Sharks are very sensitive. they can pick up noises miles away and they will know your there even more, with that dangely thing on ya leg letting off pulses.


lol, the shark shields arnt meant to represent somebody whacking a 30 ft great white with their paddle, its closer to a coppers taser gun, except the closer you get to the source the more ****ed you get. Its meant to cause muscle spasms. Tottally derail all thoughts.

Example; Jessica Simpson Tasers you while your in bed, no longer wanting to **** her, or even go ****en near her. Unless you wanna get tasered again, and the process will repeat itself until you learn that its not jessica simpson that you want, but jessica alba with the paddle.

^ stupidest example ever
the end.

WINDY MILLER
WA, 3183 posts
13 Dec 2009 4:31PM
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windtechno said...

Thanks alot guys i was thinking about maybe going windsurfing tomorrow in port phillip bay over near the city now i have second thoughts. dam, i didnt know we had jaws lurking around our waters


toughen up , princess

FlickySpinny
WA, 657 posts
13 Dec 2009 6:34PM
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Deliberate...

pirrad
SA, 850 posts
13 Dec 2009 9:32PM
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Why would you deliberately shart?

windtechno
VIC, 372 posts
13 Dec 2009 11:34PM
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WINDY MILLER said...

windtechno said...

Thanks alot guys i was thinking about maybe going windsurfing tomorrow in port phillip bay over near the city now i have second thoughts. dam, i didnt know we had jaws lurking around our waters


toughen up , princess


ok son

CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
14 Dec 2009 12:41PM
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windtechno said...

WINDY MILLER said...

windtechno said...

Thanks alot guys i was thinking about maybe going windsurfing tomorrow in port phillip bay over near the city now i have second thoughts. dam, i didnt know we had jaws lurking around our waters


toughen up , princess


ok son


This guy would toughen you up Techno...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6787465/Man-pictured-sitting-on-a-dead-whale-in-the-middle-of-shark-feeding-frenzy.html





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