Take your pick for the winner from here
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Windsurfing/General/Caption-comp-86/
...and in his last fleeting thought Gnut realised he should have gone the Suzuki...
Fred had realized that being a pillion passenger during a mono was not the best place to be..... lucky for him, he was wearing leathers :D
On his way to work yesterday Flysurfer witnessed a hoon on a Fireblade nearly take out a lion and realised :
a) his incident with a postie bike wasn't so bad
b) maybe some drugs should be kept illegal afterall
A stewards inquiry was called after the first African team in the GPSTC shot to the top of the leaderboard after just one session
Johnny Zebra took the 'blade for a test drive.
'Yeah she goes OK, but I was really looking for one painted in the urban tiger colours'
'Look mate, I can't really go any lower on the price, OK, look, I'll knock off a monkey for you'
'Neighhh officer, I think you will find my exhaust is perfectly legal'
'a load roar, you say'
'well, perhaps you should have a word with that giant cat'
Yeah mate and then I opened it up so much the cat' fell out the back of the pipe
(groan)
Miss Jolly really started to wish she had kept left and hadn't just driven over that cat's eye.
New Honda ad campaign:
"Ride a Firebrade and get chased by pussy."
(Not quite as good as Kawasaki's "why God really created a gap between your legs" - which was gold 
)
Zebras 1, Lions 0
The lion had to give up the chase because she got too exhausted.
Honda claims this photo is fake, and their exhaust fumes do NOT put lionesses to sleep.
)
Ultimately, technology will be responsible for the extinction of Lions in the wild.
Hor Hor hor once I rip off ze bra I can get my paws on those two juicy round things!!
Lame I know but all Ive got 
Strain as she might, Elsa couldn't trigger the rocket suppository she had bought at the same Acme store Zeb had got his Fireblade.
Come Mon or I'll have to call early 
what about something like ........
"Eat arse - Pussy .... I aint that kinda girl I'm outta here" 
The campaign to change horsepower into "zebrapower" (metric) failed dismally, despite the clever photoshopped ad campaign
Tonight on Today Tonight:
"Slow down for zebra crossings" does not work when they set a poor example themselves - how YOUR family could be affected (cue doom and gloom music)
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said...
New Honda ad campaign:
"Ride a Firebrade and get chased by pussy."
lol
Okay It's called ..... Winner is WINDXTASY.
For sheer reds it had to be MarkAustralia - but , someone else's turn I believe!
