See what you can make of this.
Let me know if its been posted before, I have another, couldnt decide between the two.
Richard enjoyed being a Grenadier for the first 10 years....
....but now he was getting bored with the "same old grind."
Experienced Guardsmen would pin their sleeve to the jacket and slide their right arm down the front of the jacket in readiness for some tourist grinding.
Although Sargent Schultz was known to be the best back scratcher in all the Commonwealth, his colleague, Corporal Mandingo, was kept in reserve for those really hard to get to spots...
Why the redthumbs for lotowind, probably the best Comp pic we've had for ages. They are hard to find.
Anyway just to be balanced - Jermaldan should win.
^^^^^^Im colour blind, green or red just looks grey so I always just asume that little bar is green? Isnt it always green from you guys??? My cups always half full.lol![]()
Although this Beefeater remained motionless, his colleague couldn't hide his enjoyment in watching the poledancing backpacker
Shazza went looking for "Big Ben" she'd read about in the traveller's guide but as usual her mediocre intellect let her down...
Queen Lizzy decided to send out her private spy agent to ensure her beafeaters were Pipper Middleton bum proof ![]()
For a laugh, Stevo and Jacko would dress up as beefeaters and hang around outside the local pub, and just wait for the bimbos to arrive.
It had been a wild palace party the night before. Nancy didnt get to go home till George arrived with the muscle relaxants .![]()
Before the they bomb the palace Fatima must qualify the intelligence that tells them the guards are on loan from Tussauds.
Guard: I'm sorry sir but if your kite has blown onto palace grounds, you've lost it.
Kiter :Please Mister, I'll do anything.