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Caption Comp 139

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Created by sausage > 9 months ago, 21 Jun 2010
sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
21 Jun 2010 3:12PM
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Bondi's suggestion from a previous thread. Apologies as bit rushed at moment and didn't have decent look for something funnier.

tobyhodgso
WA, 300 posts
21 Jun 2010 2:07PM
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just like a Fiat- con rod through the engine block!

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
21 Jun 2010 2:16PM
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sausage said...

Bondi's suggestion from a previous thread. Apologies as bit rushed at moment and didn't have decent look for something funnier.




said in a very ocker accent

"Geez mate, that sail looks like it could use a a bit more downhaul"

knigit
WA, 319 posts
21 Jun 2010 3:30PM
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Mast Foot Pressure - Apparently you can have too much.


Old Salty
VIC, 1271 posts
21 Jun 2010 5:50PM
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Just coming in after a days spear fishing

DavMen
NSW, 1510 posts
21 Jun 2010 6:11PM
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as the web site says

"The SHOX.XTR in action"

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
21 Jun 2010 4:43PM
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Just thought I'd mark the point where I want to set the mast foot.
Just there looks about right.

sboardcrazy
NSW, 8355 posts
21 Jun 2010 6:57PM
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Cribby says to apply plenty of downforce to control your gybes in overpowering conditions..but what..?!

ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
21 Jun 2010 7:25PM
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Hang on, have I rigged this gear the right way??
Never thought Id need that much extension, hmmmmmm!!

red
VIC, 741 posts
21 Jun 2010 7:28PM
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experts say "closing the gap" is a great way to squeeze out the extra speed but Barry took the concept just one step too far...

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
21 Jun 2010 7:36PM
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Centreboards are making a comeback as they assist upwind performance !

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
21 Jun 2010 8:07PM
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Damn! I must've accidentally dropped one of me viagra pills into the bloody mast extension!



decrepit
WA, 12888 posts
21 Jun 2010 7:00PM
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The down side of RDMs, they're much sharper at the end.

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
21 Jun 2010 9:03PM
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Mark _australia
WA, 23721 posts
21 Jun 2010 7:04PM
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tobyhodgso said...

just like a Fiat- con rod through the engine block!


Well as we know it stands for Feeble Italian Attempt at Technology.

Don't think it applies to RRD though - best thing to come out of Itiland since Ferrari and Lamborghini

sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
21 Jun 2010 10:45PM
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Just cos its a gun sail, doesn't mean you should rig it on a reduced diameter shotty.

Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
21 Jun 2010 10:54PM
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Mourning the catastrophic injury to his new board, James returns to the beach with his sail at half mast.

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
22 Jun 2010 1:08AM
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"ah-hah !... ....so that's why my boom was feeling a bit low"



sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
22 Jun 2010 9:40AM
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"hmmmm guess I flick and spinny thingy'ed one too many times"

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
22 Jun 2010 12:51PM
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Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
22 Jun 2010 2:44PM
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This will be perfect for my windsurfer merry-go-round.
Horses are sooo yesterday.

elmo
WA, 8896 posts
22 Jun 2010 3:07PM
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Every Twinny secretly wants to be a Thruster

sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
23 Jun 2010 2:08PM
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The new freestyletrick ' tabletop up periscope ' scores well in competition and keeps the board manufacturers in business for next year

jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
23 Jun 2010 3:10PM
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Now where did I put that reciept???




Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
23 Jun 2010 3:54PM
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Planned obsolescence: A twin fin that's already a coffee table!

Gestalt
QLD, 14969 posts
23 Jun 2010 8:09PM
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do you reckon dad will realise i buggered his twinny if i just put it back on the rack

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
24 Jun 2010 6:58PM
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Okay I'm going to call it.

Quite surprised at just how many good captions were submitted (considering the photo wasn't our normal serving of filth ),but alas there can only be one winner and in light of his presciense I can't go past Al Planet's "that's the last time you rig up my gear Kev" (+ the coffee table one)

Over to you Julia, oops I mean Al

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
25 Jun 2010 12:06PM
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sausage said...

Okay I'm going to call it.

Quite surprised at just how many good captions were submitted (considering the photo wasn't our normal serving of filth ),but alas there can only be one winner and in light of his presciense I can't go past Al Planet's "that's the last time you rig up my gear Kev" (+ the coffee table one)

Over to you Julia, oops I mean Al



Thanks Saus, its been a while since I won a caption competition. I couldn't resist sticking together another image





ALP freestyle team, failure is not an option.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Jun 2010 6:56PM
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^^^ Where's Ruddie's startled corpse then Al?

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
26 Jun 2010 10:49AM
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NotWal said...

^^^ Where's Ruddie's startled corpse then Al?



My theory was that he was always a member of the undead (note the pale skin and unease with the modern vernacular, I am sure he would be much more comfortable speaking some ancient dialect in the company of Tom Cruise) which I think is pretty cool, I am a big fan of the Ruddster.

This theory allows that Julia is cast in the roll of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" though she looks more like the red headed witchy sidekick.



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