A short ones a good one (so my wife keeps telling me)
Calling this Monday night
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Boris, I think you should go back to using your hand when you check the cows ........
long and thin : all the way in 
short and thick : does the trick 
long and thick : his name is nic 
OMG your a boobless hermaphrodite post op sexchanged windsurfing kleptomaniacal horses arse.....will you marry me
love madonna xxx
All over done and dusted
Windxtasy you are busted
Ooooh! Did I do that?
Scarily enough I've heard those words before and uttered them once or twice
May you choose a better pic than me
