Although he still had a big job to do, with millions of homes to get around to,
the Somalian Santa had long done away with Reindeers and cumbersome red outfits.
If I don't indicate to turn left, the Horse Boarding police will ban us from this beach as well.
$50 a run - and you get your money back if you overtake the horse.
You can make a lot of money out of kiters.
How to cope with sea level rise from global warming. Join the Melbourne cup and kitesurfing to make a whole new sport.
kiting was so yesterday as all the youngens took up the great new sport of horse floating.
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So why is jockey wearing a harness?
I think its where they have tied the lines.
Red Rum couldn't believe it.
He had seen kiters get stuck in trees around his paddock before, but this was getting ridiculous.
First one lands on his back and gets wrapped around his saddle, then another gets tied up around his legs.
By the year 2050, the effects of climate change meant we no longer had wind, and kiters found an "old-fashioned solution" to solve this problem
Dancer didn't so much mind being a gelding himself, it was the fact he had to race with the other geldings that embarrassed him so much
When the Fonz jumped his kiteboard over a horse, everyone knew that the fad was over
Combining 2 sports that should not be in the Olympics did not lend any more validity to either 
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Krapistan's top horseboarding instruction, only 20 rupee per hour, every afternoon at the sewage runoff lake south of town.
Select to expand quoteRichiefish said..
No wind ?
My horse would take one look at the guy on the board and bolt the other way..
Tired of Hakim"s nagging to take him kitesurfing when there was no wind, John came up with a solution...
Hey mate theres all this empty space. Why do you have to be right next to ME ???!!!
