After there was photoshop
Damn! We got a defective one honey.
But I think I can work with it!
Ooh, and don't forget that little velcro thingy at the top, once you've zipped it up...
....had it installed myself!
...wouldn't want a wardrobe malfunction halfway through would we!
The night had gone fantastic, family gone home, Grandpa took all of his Viagra and thought he was going to cover Grandma in tinsel and then Grandma asked...........WHERE'S YOUR SUIT?
Time to call it, the thumbs have spoken.
The winner is....
"No matter how hard grandma tried, all grandpa could extend was his party whistle blower!"
Congratulations Albers.
-Over to you.