Just paddling about in the swimming pool and someone says "Thunderbirds are go" n the whole friggin thing goes sideways!!!
"phwoar thats better! the waters boiling."
"bluddy hell craig! that really stinks"
Elmo and Windy Miller were out kayaking (there was no wind again!) when they heard Daylight Saving had been rejected again...
Matt and Wal's olympic K2 training took a turn for the worse when the killer whale surfaced beneath them.
Riding on the shark's back was all good fun until Dave and Phil let go of the dorsal fin....
take a quick breath and look at his mouse dereck, he's red thumbing the caption competition!!!! 
Stoppie in a kayak
Backwards head but to the lovespuds
Not the easiest way to tell your paddling partner you're pissed off but quite effective non the less
As his act rapidly descended into carnage,
Graeme realised that white water ventriloquism was probably a poor career choice....
