Sex Crime investigators reinact the famous Jack the Limbo murder.
[WTF is a Sex Crime investigator taking a photo of a bobby limboing!]
"Quick catch him with the rope before he makes it to the trees with the others!......."
"Gotchya! you're nicked sonny.... you're along way from the Thames now lad."
Aye.... your dear moom will be so upset, you coulda been a windsurfer, now look at ya, in the nick.....
OK, book him lads.
(Somebody had to do the boardies 
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Life after "The Bill" allowed some of the actors to add a comedic aspect to what once was a fairly serious job.
Here former PC Reg Hollis, now sporting a trendy goatee, is either "doing a limbo" or a rendition of "My Dear Old Mammy".
Missy Higgins couldn't believe it.
She had travelled all the way to London to shoot her new music video, and half way through Act 1, Scene 1, 'Missy walks across a crowded forum carrying a wedding cake, dressed in a ball gown' the local constabulary decide to have an improptu limbo competition
The metropolitan branch demonstrated to their collegues in the sex crimes division and the riot squad just how effective the new police barricading is.
'You see Sarge, Constable Dibble here just cannot penetrate past the plastic tape'
The Police had nothing to go on.
They suspected a criminal mastermind was operating an illegal underground sperm bank station somewhere in this vicinity.
After several leads had come to nothing, they were willing to try anything next.
Despite the sign containing detailed instructions on how to complete the 'Jubilee Walk', it still require frequent demonstrations for the tourists.
Drama at the Police Urban Games as Officer Gruff drops his pole in the semi final of the pole vault competition
The Silvio Berlesqueoni Bunga Bunga trials were always going to be farcical, the Carbonari enjoyed the reenactments though...
Because of the public masterbation involved, Limbo was declared a sex crime and made illegal in England..Pictured here Constable Blower demonstrates the lewedness of the act for the press.
Limbo dancing under a mast kept the crowds entertained whilst waiting for wind at the LOC (London Ocean Classic)
The sex crimes squad were called in to investigate Neil Pryde's X rated masts.
Before thier film career the Three Stooges were security guards on the London Underground.
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"The Bill".... Dancing with the Stars selection process/ auditions.
no pole dancing until you can limbo under this.
(sex crime investigators is a given when polies are involved)
Time to call it.
Mark_Australia wins it with sheer numbers of greenthumbs (unusual for Mark).
Special mention to Sausage and Carantoc for make me spill my drink.
