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Created by wormy > 9 months ago, 1 Dec 2009
wormy

wormy

QLD, 679 posts
1 Dec 2009 8:41PM
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And we all thought Santa was straight, How wrong could we be.


Scully

Scully

WA, 412 posts
1 Dec 2009 7:14PM
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The real reason why kiters get coal every year.

Bondalucci

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:23PM
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If Santa doesn't make it to your house this Christmas, don't be angry at him.....
.....chances are he's just got a little "caught up"......

Could be telegraph poles, a rocky cliff face somewhere,.... maybe even a gum tree.

This Christmas, cut him some slack

Mobydisc

Mobydisc

NSW, 9029 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:25PM
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No wonder Rudolf has a red nose.

Richiefish

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts
1 Dec 2009 9:38PM
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(gotta be quick)..Reindeer surfing.....


elmo

elmo

WA, 8896 posts
1 Dec 2009 7:58PM
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Mystery Pressies this year, could yours be the roof Santa lands on?

elmo

elmo

WA, 8896 posts
1 Dec 2009 7:59PM
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Boardies over the wetsuit we've grown to accept, but a f'ken Santa suit is seriously taking the piss

Gestalt

Gestalt

QLD, 14969 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:03PM
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kiters like a good dress up,

especially if there is tinsel involved!

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

WA, 23726 posts
1 Dec 2009 8:08PM
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" OI!!!! Rudolph and crew, pull harder I'm about to do a fooolly sik boost bro's "

Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:25PM
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Unfortunately when ol' Santey went to boost and the lines got tangled it was poor Rudolf who ended up with the high dangly things with a twist.


Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:48PM
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The Year 2020 - their habitat destroyed by a mystical Climate Change, Environmental Refugees were left to roam the globe by desperate means in search of safe haven.

This poor soul happened to venture into Australian waters where Fuhrer Abbot - judge, juror and executioner, banished the burka-wearing marauder to a life of "processing" at.........[you guessed it]............Christmas Island.

Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:40PM
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

elmo

elmo

WA, 8896 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:49PM
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Windxtasy said...







Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"



way cool

greenleader

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts
2 Dec 2009 12:58AM
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phuk, how eazy is this!


sboardcrazy

sboardcrazy

NSW, 8358 posts
2 Dec 2009 9:38AM
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Windxtasy said...







Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


Brilliant!

Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts
2 Dec 2009 2:45PM
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The upside of climate change and the reduction in sea ice was that Santa could now kitesurf to and from his workshop.
No more boring land based sleigh transport for Santa!

The elves were one up on Santa though.
They had discovered windsurfing... and started manufacturing their own sail and accessories brand ... NP (North Pole).

Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts
2 Dec 2009 6:10PM
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Windxtasy said...






The upside of climate change and the reduction in sea ice was that Santa could now kitesurf to and from his workshop.
No more boring land based sleigh transport for Santa!

The elves were one up on Santa though.
They had discovered windsurfing... and started manufacturing their own sail and accessories brand ... NP (North Pole).


And in recognition of his part introducing the elves to such delights, Tony Abbot launched his own board brand JP (Judas Priest)


landyacht

landyacht

WA, 5921 posts
2 Dec 2009 5:40PM
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Its all a bit of fun making comments about such images, but really , theres something not right about a kiting santa., I know Im going to have nightmares now

NotWal

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts
2 Dec 2009 7:45PM
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Lately kiters have taken to wearing red suits to hide the blood.

NotWal

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts
2 Dec 2009 10:51PM
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..............There's One

Bondalucci

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts
3 Dec 2009 12:25AM
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Al Planet

Al Planet

TAS, 1548 posts
3 Dec 2009 10:39AM
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"dad jokes" us dads have got a responsibility to maintain a low standard of humour, though there's always the boxed set of The Muppet Show as a fall back.

"how does Santa travel around?"

"SLED" (supported leading edge dude!!!!)



Richiefish

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts
3 Dec 2009 9:26PM
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(meanwhile, up in the sky).."No more boosting you fat bastard !!!!"


NotWal

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts
3 Dec 2009 10:32PM
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You can't fool me. There is no sanity clause. He wouldn't do that if he was.

(appologies to Groucho)

wormy

wormy

QLD, 679 posts
6 Dec 2009 11:38AM
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The winner is >............

Windxtasy said...







Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"




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