Caption Competition #18

In the name of succinctness, I accept Knotboard's prize for Comp #17.

Try this one:

Billy-Ray always made some other kid cry in terror at show n tell time

and latest in the news: The residents of the hammerhead shark worshipping south pacific nation "seeyousmellyoueatyou" celebrate the appointment of their new president.

The kitesurfing "Style Beachmaster" reaction to seeing a kitesurfer sailing only in a wetsuit (de-boardshorted)

"I think its time we took things to third base, how bout i flop them out?"

Billy bob was proud that his mother was also his sister

the best thing is, i can see my dick over my beergut.

My mother told me you can't trust someone who's eyes are too close together, so you should be safe.

I had to shave off my mustache, everyone called me monobrow .

Demitri was forced at gunpoint by a crazed windsurfer, to hold this face till the #@*king wind changed.....TO ANYTHING!!!!!

Eric couldn't believe that George Lucas overlooked him for the role of Jar-Jar Binks.

Steve wanted glasses but his optometrist insisted contact lenses would provide a more comfortable fit.

The folks of Chernobyl have nominated Terry for their bachelor of the year.

The critics of genetically modified food finally found the evidence they needed.

what happens when you hold your nose and close your mouth during a sneeze

Selena remembers fondly posing for Picasso in his latter years.