It's hard to reach the keyboard with my chest so pumped out after my first ever win on a caption comp. 
In keeping with the potential aquatic disaster of caption 19, I thought we might like to ponder what this guy might be thinking as he heads out for a little body surfing action.
It may need some resizing, by someone who has a more know how than I.
Feel free to adjust guys.
sam knew that feces and urine attracted sharks, but it was too late for that now.
"I knew i shouldn't of tried to catch a SNEAKY small one in between sets"
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(happens every time)
I'd like to bid a warm welcome to all our new students, and thanks for signing up for our "Safety at the Seaside" course.
Lesson # 1...... "The Impact Zone..." 
The last thing Stevo thought before he looked up was "funny that you can stand up all the way out here..."
lucky that ice age arrived when it did, on the other hand, i could be stuck here quite some time... humm tee dumm dee duumm dee humm......
The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
