Uckahiy ! It be a wee wee bonny day that me sporon dinna git so itchy that aye couldnta Scrrrratch it !!! Lassie !!! HOOTS !!!!
Jeeze I thought I got a suppression order on that one.
Sorry about the saggy bottom peoples
In a bid to shore up dwindling crowds, Soccer Scotland trialed a cross between Tossing the Caber and soccer.
Ol' DGAf (pictured above running towards the members end) became a master of the double header and led his side to many a victory.
oi....you in the striped shirt, don't you be thinkin of touchin mah easter egg or i'll knee yah in tha bollocks!
Scottie's talented signwriting mate suddenly realised that "DILLIGAF" might just have fitted if he'd used more of the available surface.
scuse me Laddy ! could you help me out and pull on this as hard as yee can ???
(next time I'll use some scotch tape...)
simply red was supposed to sing the national anthem at the footy, but instead did a crude rendition of "moneys to tight to mention!"
all in good fun elmo, i know you're enjoying it too
i think haircut has just made me wet my pants......
Round Two, European Stadium Freestyle Kitesurfing Championships.
UCKAIY !!! Where be thaat Billy the Boosting Bull ? I be here to kick his rrrrrrdddrrrump !!!
The players were really concerned with the crack that had just appeared on the pitch. They'd have to call in Kiter Joe to fill the hole in.
