......item 34 in the auction is the wonderful "50 y/o Paris Hilton Gutting Pig" by renowned artist Poor Relative
sometimes Thelma the peace activist found it all a bit much
so she reverted to various nocturnal activities in order to appease
her simmering primal urges.
"After a hard day in the debating chamber, various politicians replicated in a symbolic fashion in the privacy of their own fantasy worlds, the various behaviours and outcomes which they had experienced.......but then was the debating chamber actually the fantasy world, far removed from the common herd ?"
deep huh.......
Well everybody thought little red riding hood got over the wolf induced trauma, but in her later years it had a strange and profound effect!
No body was sure what the poor old pig had done to get into the act, may be a cross over from another nursery story???
squirrell nutkin....done, big bad wolf....yes, one of these pigs is bigger than i imagined.....basil brush is about to cop it!
...and thus proving the old adage - a boar's leg in the hand is worth two of Wolfie's in the bush...![]()
jenny craigs new interactive food game sure put the sheilas off their tucker but made them experts at circumcision.
Some of the scene's from Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut had to be removed as they scared Tom Cruise![]()