thought this one seemed to sum up the forums of late
(please let me kn ow if its been used before.... or its too rude...!)
"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing back there??"
"Just shut up and hold still for a moment, ....I'm trying to tune your G String!"
Long before they ever became Figure Skaters, the writing was already on the wall.....
......Tonya just couldn't come to terms with the fact that Nancy had been selected into the "Hairy Womens Big Band" ahead of her!
The worst job I ever had was keeping the brass section inflated. If I let them go down the conductor made me play lead tuba and he would pump me up himself.
That quickly led to the discovery of jet propulsion.
Many a night band practice ended in tears and laughter as we competed for range and volume.
Ah those were the days.
Even as Laurie practises his love of music he can't escape some seabreeze suck trying to blow wind up his butt.
Radical feminist lesbians of the last century tried hard to find their own form of blow job.
Sex education circa 1884 - How one can get pregnant.
"It's working Margaret, just keep pumping and my stomach will bear child."
The instructions said 'bellow when you have got a horn', but somehow it just didn't seem right!
Before kiting existed, here is another fine example of activities people got into when they found windsurfing too difficult...
Great moments in history - The Windy Woofer
The Beta version of the modern toilet as tested by Lady Doulton.
"Our new invention will modernize the refined houses of London, one can continue one's business whilst doing the business" she chortled
Fortunately this model never made it past pre-production - if it wasn't for that famous incident involving Winston Churchill after a big Curry Night at the Maharaja's this would probably still be in production to this day.
Early version of the "fart extractor". Designed to extract farts to be taken awwy and let off elsewhere....
Once again, Kiter Kev, had packed the wrong bag, with the wrong inflatable joy toy.....But according to the "Kiter Code", once it's inflated, you HAVE to use it..
Early anatomy experiments proved that the vacuum in adolescent girls' heads could be reversed with rectal pneumatic therapy.
early european attempts to emulate the natives didgerido playing and circular breathing techinques failed miserably...
so as usual white fella thought he could do better by throwing sex and technology at it.
... stupid whitey
Gertrude was favourite for the nudists society's novelty challenge, "blow it from both ends"
... Alexander Downer was eternally grateful to Photoshop for saving his political career...
Typical WDS lunacy.
Notice the allusions to wind - blowing the tuba, the bellows up the arse. This is behaviour typical of the early stages of Wind Deficiency Syndrome.
Later stages are characterised by more of the same only with bigger instruments and more frequent application.
Etymology of the word PORN - a combination of the two words of the 19th Century risque (but none the less popular) live lesbian sex act, the "pump and horn".
