As the newest contestant on "Dancing with the Stars", Gazza never quite knew whether he could trust Flipper as his partner.
For some, contracting Aquagenic Urticaria makes it neigh impossible to wash one's hair, some master it though...
OK, time to call it on a none-too inspiring photo. If anyone had used the word Deuterium or referred to the Dead Sea they would have won instantly.
In third place, Ritchiefish. Having a Lowrance fish finder, I'm glad I didn't go for the cheap version.
In second place Waterloo, for making me look up aquagenic urticaria (I like big words).
But in first place, DunkO. For two reasons. First, I don't think he has won before, and secondly, because I can relate to Neville and an embarrasing personal experience involving submerged rocks that I won't go into.
Go DunkO.
Well it seems that DunkO isn't in the audience to collect his prize and isn't responding to PMs. So by order of the completely unofficial and arbitrary rules of this competion, and due to subversive pressure from Buster, Sausage, I nominate you for the next photo.
Over to you, Soss.