'yes viewers, the american team has gone straight to the "head up the arse move"
so predictable but good points'
Whilst Jerry's first move wasn't proving to be a great success, his second, the ol' crippling thumb on the hip move may have been a master stroke....... if only he could get his bearings!
Yo, dude...I TOLD you to wear boardshorts over your leotard! NOW look what's happened!
Some said it was a sad reflection of the times when "the fart game" became an olympic sport. The research done by kite surfers into crotchless lycra apparal however was to prove benificial to the fledgeling sport.
Ladies and Gentlemen, next up at the WWF we will see the much hyped match between Brown Nose Barry and Loose Arse Lenny, what exciting new moves do these two superstars have for us tonight?
Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead.
Most wrestlers who have been subjected to the "anus hold", usually give up the sport. Some join the priesthood, others find solace in drugs or line dancing...
This is the real reason why Gay Olympics fail to gain mainstream acceptance.
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Male pregnancies make headline news but please spare a thought for the difficult delivery.
