Well how unusual that i should get the number 11 
Anyway here it is.. From my own photo collection
Sorry bertie[}:)]
Bouncers are being used to agressively enforce the "weed fins only" rule at some locations.
None of us could understand why we never saw Bertie without his helmet…until now.
After watching the Discovery channel the night before, and copping a bit of sunstroke that day....Bertie suddenly thought he was a killer whale, and it was feeding time!
The aftermath of underestimating the shorebreak at Berties' favourite wavesailing spot.
Wow, that guy is faster than lightning. No-one you see, is faster than he. What do they call him ???
(for those too young, thats the theme song from the original "Flipper")
Bertie was concerned he might be late for Happy Hour, but in his haste forgot about the water / sand transition.
As he got older, Bertie found himself needing to wear his glasses increasingly frequently.
When returnig to shore always look left and right for launching kiters. failing to do so could result in loss of head.
Advancements in Neil Prdye's 2009 sail range were the result of extensive lab testing.
Bertie was getting bored of windsurfing, so decided he'd get a 'taste' of kitesurfing before spending all that money on a kite.
"bertie decided to learn the old beach landing, a few feet more and he will have it dialed"
Confusus say -
"When Bertie has mind on other things, only thing sure to end up on Bertie's mind, ... is Bertie's arse."
sad but true, i'll probably be off the water for another 18 months after that stack (4 months ago).
my first operation has been deemed a failure since the re attached lateral ligament is too loose to proceed with reconstruction of my ACL and PCL.
So need a new lateral ligament grafted from bits from the other leg. lateral recon is so gay coz u cant move the knee for 6 weeks or put weight on the leg :(
what i was really thinking was "this is gunna require some phyiso"
