Terry, sick of his mates derision, 'gave it a bit more choke' this time and actually started.
This is what happens when you sit in a car with Snides for 40hrs......on the way to Sandy Point
...at last, the secret to going directly downwind faster than the wind revealed...
Little did Daryl realise that his newly installed Rolls Royce engine had an inherent maximum rear thrust issue. Landing safely after dumping excess fuel, he was thankfull that his undercarriage only suffered minor damage. Rolls Royce refused to comment although put out a product recall on all their A380 RR Arsterburner engines.
Hemorrhoids Burning?
New formula Ansol will relieve even the most extreme burning sensation in your pants!
The human equivalent to the F1-11 phenomenon "Dump and Burn" required a high-fibre diet...
On the first day God created the heavens and the earth (from his ass, in the dark)
"I will prove once and for all, that Superman didn't use any of them fancy super powers to fly. All he needed were some god damn chilli beans. Just watch and learn ya'll!"
jim bob, the 2010 summernats king, discovers a way to be competitive at the world sailing speed comp in luderitz, while wearing only safetyboots
The Federal Opposition's way of getting rid of greenhouse gases was way more fun than Penny Wong's ETS.
Redneck Ray got right into it, but they just couldn't make the cows do it
Mobydisc displays the method he uses to keep the blokes away at the Pt Water toiletblock 
