Was on call today so had the need to sail with my phone and as the aquapac is needed for the GPS I stuck the phone into a lubricated condom and knotted the end. All good untill you get going and the lube is still on your hands and the boom won't stay in one place
. So when desperation calls for a quick watertight fix don't forget to de-grease before you leave !!
On the up side my sail flips were super quick !
Got-off quickly first time around, after a good load of seawater via 'nasal delivery technology' - rode her long time after that
Let's hope your girlfriend doesn't count your condoms! Who would believe such a lame story? 
leave it in the condom, set it to vibrate, and leave it with your wife on the beach - enjoyable arvo for everyone 
honestly Doc..I was in the shower,my mobile rang and I slipped over when I answered it.Thats how it got there....honest
sorry
