"Dude, I finally sold off that poleboard sail. Now I need it shipped -- but I'm hell confused."
"Wow Man, where's the buyer at?"
"Dude, he's overseas -- and I think I should get the money upfront."
"How does the buyer feel about that, Man?"
"Dude, the buyer wants a C.O.D. -- Cash on delivery, W.T.F. -- What the Fk."
"Torn hey Man?"
"No Dude, the sail is totally perfect. Like no rips or anything."
"No Man, I'm talking about your mixed feelings -- your concerns about trust issues."
"Yeah right Dude, I don't trust the douchebag."
"So Man, how about doing a 50/50 deal? 50% down, 50% on delivery."
"No way Dude. When he checks out how blown-out the sail is, he'll reneg on the rest of the payment."
"Right Man."
It lacks a little in plot development and hyperbole.You must be saving the best stuff for the kite forum.... "as queer as a quiver of foil kites"(sic)
^^^With that said, I think it is still better than his usual attempts. I actually laughed a tiny bit at the punch line...
Still, keeping with tradition, when Dude and Man are here... I post this:
ScienceDaily (Mar. 1, 2010) — Young adults who have used cannabis or marijuana for a longer period of time appear more likely to have hallucinations or delusions or to meet criteria for psychosis, according to a report posted online that will appear in the May print issue of Archives of General Psychiatry, one of the JAMA/Archives journals.
Dude: hey man you should lay off the gear
Man: no way dude, it keeps me real fly
Dude: Fly, you mean why
Man: why, dude without it I'd have no one to talk to
Man: Dude did you hear what I said... Dude did you hear me ?
Man: man I should roll another scoob so the voices come back...
Waveslavesnake, having a few issues with the self medication again?
Think happy thoughts little man.
Back to bed for you now 
