"Dude, I have to tell you something. I have a whole new respect for poleys."
"Wow man, hold that thought."
"No seriously dude, allow me to explain -- kiter to kiter."
"Go ahead man, don't let me get in the way of true love."
"Dude, poleys don't get in-your-face with stupid strings and stuff."
"Right-on, man."
"Dude, poleys don't mince around on the beach with fag gear and sh1t."
"Right-on, man."
"Dude, poleys are totally cool, you know."
"Man, poleys are freakin' dinosaurs, you know."
"Dude, poleys freakin' invented kiting."
"Yeah right, that's totally cool man."
There's a book called Valley Girl Language, by Moon Unit Zappa - early 80s.
I think the book came before the song, but not sure.
You use many of her Valspeak terms. Cool stuff (?). Are you, like, a crispo ?
Hey lotsie, do you also spent time on the kiter forums? and if yes are they as friendly and helpful as the poley's?
These are not trick questions!!!!!
The way I see it Kiters are probably the ninjas, and windsurfers maybe the pirates, both cool in their own way.
Could they be friends?
Well, maybe, as long as all the decapitating and drowning and other stuff was sorted.
Any lessons to be learned?
Maybe to stay away from zombies and robots.
( I would love to be able to do the whole "when Harry met Sally" dialogue but I think that's Waveslaves thing)