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How many Trolls do we have listed on seabreeze?

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Created by windwarning > 9 months ago, 3 Feb 2009
windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
4 Feb 2009 1:12AM
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I know, I know, I am one of em so who else is one?
Just for the record how many trolls live in seabreeze?

What are they?

They live under bridges with laptops and spend there days and nights on seabreeze, posting things, while eating donuts and drinking red bull.

A SEABREEZE TROll likes to keep to em selfs and when the winds up there off. nothing can stop em getting to the beach for a windsurf, kitesurf.

But when the wind has gone they run back under there little bridge doing what they do best being a Troll, living in forums.

They love to get all the attention they can

They love to post Caption Comps

FOR THE RECORDS will all the trolls come out and put ya name down please

wet willy
richiefish
Windwarning
bruce
Haircut thanks for coming forward
surfingboyo
Notwal
Mkseven
west hammer
king of the point
crazy jocky
swoosh
poor relative
ELMO
hardie
greenleader
mark australia
Greenroom
tezza49er
Chef
brian
eyeMhardcor
merman who have i missed ?


Please do not feed the Troll

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Feb 2009 12:20AM
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the master is bruce.


you are a single hair from his nostril in comparison.

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
4 Feb 2009 1:25AM
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I'm a troll.

Anyone else willing to step forward?

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
4 Feb 2009 12:31AM
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Wet Willy said...


I'm a troll trawler.

Anyone else willing to step forward?


thank you very much and you are welcome

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
4 Feb 2009 9:21AM
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I troll regularly.

I usually target trevally with a shallow diving rapala trolled at 8-10 knots on the edge of the current line.

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Feb 2009 9:36AM
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If the wind dosnt get up this arvo I'll troll a line off the boat whilst sailing on Moreton Bay.

dieseagull
NSW, 242 posts
4 Feb 2009 11:44AM
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I enjoy provoking stupid people into self-defeating argument, so I guess you could say I'm a troll.

What's the next step of the program? Believe in a higher power? I draw the line after step 1.

surfingboyo
QLD, 318 posts
4 Feb 2009 4:42PM
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whats a troll. and why am i on that list. please explain.

***note to moderaters***
build a software system a block these creatures out.
********************

sailpilot
QLD, 788 posts
4 Feb 2009 4:51PM
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Stuff the testosterone charged red bull drinking male type trolls.............you're all too predictable.

I want smooch back.....those lips were great.


I can only imagine their luscious velvety skin wrapped around my...um...um...avatar

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
4 Feb 2009 8:24PM
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whats a troll. and why am i on that list. please explain.

***note to moderaters***
build a software system a block these creatures out.

surfingboy your a troll over 2000 hits a post come on mate

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Feb 2009 7:55PM
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windwarning said...

whats a troll. and why am i on that list. please explain.

***note to moderaters***
build a software system a block these creatures out.

surfingboy your a troll over 2000 hits a post come on mate


All the kiters came across for a look. Its a credit to them generally that only 4 or 5 were silly enough to participate. I guess they're used to trollingboyo and know better than to talk to him.

I wish you'd throw in a bit of punctuation windwarning. Your posts are painful to read.

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
4 Feb 2009 9:00PM
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i fixed it up NOTWAL, thanks for picking me up on me spelling bad habbit dude.

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:51AM
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I believe "trolling" is actually the American way of spelling "trawling".

To back up my theory, I shall refer to the lyrics to the song Trollin', taken from Stooges' 1997 "reunion album" The Weirdness :


Artist: The Stooges
Song: Trollin'



Huh! Woo!
Good God!

Baby. baby take a look at me
I see your long legs ridin' the breeze
I see your hair has energy
My **** is turnin' into a tree

I got the top down on my cadillac
My Stooges T-Shirt is ridin' my back
Rock critics wouldn't like this at all
I guess my faith is ridin' my ****s

You can't tell me this is not a suave thing to do
You can't tell me 'cause I know you'd do it too

I'm trollin'
We're trollin'
Baby I'm trollin'
Baby we're trollin'

Hey baby, consider me
I am as lonely as I can be
I've bread given and I've read sod
I've played with rockers and I've played with mods

My mind is blown and nothin' is true
The ones who don't know always say they do
There's a reason when you gotta look
It's the action and never the book

You can't tell me this is not a suave thing to do
You can't tell me 'cause I know you'd do it too

I'm trollin'
I'm trollin'
We're trollin'
We're trollin'
Baby we're trollin'
Lookin' for somethin'
I'm trollin' baby
We're trollin' baby
We're trollin'
Trollin'
Trollin'
Trollin'
Trollin'
Trollin'


....so a "troll" could be someone who fishes by dragging a net in the hope of catching anything and everything they can, or one of those little gobliny things that lurk under bridges, or a combination of both - which many internet trolls apparently are.

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:38AM
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WET WILLY your a smart dude a, thanks for that info dude

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:39AM
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Trolls are people who have only been on Seabreeze for 2 months and think they have been here for 10 years

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 2:47AM
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Greenroom i just put you on the list thanks for stepping forward

Chef
VIC, 111 posts
6 Feb 2009 9:31AM
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Im a troll and so is my wife

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:23PM
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thankyou Chef, wifes name sir

Chef
VIC, 111 posts
6 Feb 2009 2:03PM
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brian

eyeMhardcor
255 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:55PM
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Im brian too

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Feb 2009 3:30PM
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No, I'm Brian

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 5:16PM
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thanks eyeMhardcore for coming forward

Chef
VIC, 111 posts
6 Feb 2009 5:30PM
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eyemhardcors not a troll hes just a very naughty ..... o forget it, just bored and on holidays with no wind(yet)

CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:34PM
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sausage said...

No, I'm Brian


No, I'm Brian, and so's my wife

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:33PM
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CROWEMAN you are not a troll dude i have not seen you on here for agers

Pelvis
WA, 14 posts
6 Feb 2009 7:01PM
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CROWEMAN said...

sausage said...

No, I'm Brian


No, I'm Brian, and so's my wife


So you admit you're gay? Good for you, don't be shy

CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
6 Feb 2009 10:23PM
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No, I'm Brian, and so's my wife


So you admit you're gay? Good for you, don't be shy


No problem - if that's what you think, then that's fine. But I suspect the cultural reference has probably bypassed you, which is unfortunate, but not necessarily that surprising.

biggrin
WA, 107 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:30PM
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Death or Crucifixion….

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 11:16PM
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here is a troll from you tube i found his profile name is called stupidtex on youtube. i thought the troll did a good job of this vid


and this is a vid the same troll made called Gust rider told ya it was true there are trolls around they are real
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Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
6 Feb 2009 10:57PM
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windwarning said...

I know, I know, I am one of em so who else is one?

This was point number 5 taken from Marks thread on trolls...

5. Don't type like a dyslexic blind kid who's trying to punch his keyboard into submission. Real sentences and real words are much appreciated. Otherwise people will treat you like an idiot or give you vague, useless responses, probably because other idiots are attracted to illiteracy like moths to a flame.

It was easy to tell you were a troll dude, man, son, bro


windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
7 Feb 2009 1:07AM
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well mate you were on me list agers ago and so was mark




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