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Kite forums - shock discovery

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Created by Wet Willy > 9 months ago, 5 Feb 2009
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:13AM
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After much careful research and analysis (hahaha, I just used the word "anal" and nobody noticed, hahaha hahaha), I have reached some shocking conclusions:

1. The people on the kite forums can be quite unfriendly

2. Many of them actually think windsurfing is geigh

3. Many of them think they are doing something really cool and we are not

...what do you make of this?

I'd always assumed that a) they are a friendly enough bunch if you talk to them right, b) Everybody knows kiting is geigh, no two ways about it, and c) Everybody knows windsurfing is the coolest thing in the world, and if they don't know then they must surely be wondering WHAT the coolest thing in the world could be, because there are no other obvious contenders...

What's going on????

Upthere
QLD, 348 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:24AM
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As someone said the other day kiteboarding is exactly like bodyboarding

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
5 Feb 2009 11:28PM
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Be kind to the unenlightened, not everyone is lucky enough to be able to support a full-blown windsurfing addiction

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:33AM
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wet willy, dude good to see ya bro. hey we going for a sail up at QLD and having a beer sometime i might visit me sis soon up there.

so back to the topic, now i think kiters will only talk to you if you have shorts over your wet suit. its a code to tell the other kiters your gay. they turn freindly and sexy.

pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:54AM
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As I posted before, live and let kite. To each his/her own, etc. No right nor wrong. Wank*rs on both sides.

Having said that, I'll still jump over the lines in the water at my local spot, and I'll still trip the lines on the grassy area when they're in the way.

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 2:06AM
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just saw ya post in the kite forum your a funny dude. i was going to try the same thing.
love the topic ever tried windsurfing, hahahah
cool love it you have made me one very happy man, wet willy

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:42AM
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Willie. Your research data would appear to be sound and factual. What we need is additional infomation on the dangleberries. I suggest henceforth that you infiltrate the aforementioned sub-culture as a mole. You must become a "JIGGLER"!!! You will have to speak the speak, walk the walk, and dangle in the air !! Good luck.

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:21PM
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Rishiefish, you smart little dude ya always the brainy one on seabreeze

Pelvis
WA, 14 posts
6 Feb 2009 2:37PM
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Why are you guys always picking on kiters?

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
6 Feb 2009 4:52PM
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Pelvis said...

Why are you guys always picking on kiters?


Too many reasons to list...but anyway, I think they started it

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Feb 2009 3:55PM
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its the pelvic boost....we envy it !!

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:12PM
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The kite boys need a good spanking by there mamas

merman
QLD, 431 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:40PM
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hahaha go Fark youre selfs hows that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! seriously you've gotta try alot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!!

bring it on!!!!

Glassbottom
WA, 27 posts
6 Feb 2009 5:46PM
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?

merman
QLD, 431 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:51PM
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nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah

windwarning
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:50PM
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merman said...

nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah


hey your a troll i am putting you on the troll list crook

Pelvis
WA, 14 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:54PM
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merman said...

nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah


Ooh-Err! You kissed a poley's mum! Yuck!

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:39PM
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merman said...

nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah


That should be "your" I'm guessing.

windykid
QLD, 368 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:55PM
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hey windwarning isnt really hot down in vic right now

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Feb 2009 9:01PM
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merman said...

Hahaha go Fark youre selfs yourselves hows . How's that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! mastubators ??? seriously . Seriously you've gotta try alot a lot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!! homosexuals.

bring Bring it on!!!!


Is that what you meant merman? Should I understand from that that you are seeking a homosexual liaison? I think you might be on the wrong forum.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Feb 2009 9:04PM
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Pelvis said...

Why are you guys always picking on kiters?


Yeah, seems a bit defensive/reactionary doesn't it?

merman
QLD, 431 posts
7 Feb 2009 10:15AM
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woooo i,m on the list

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
7 Feb 2009 1:37PM
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Rule #1 of being a grammar/spelling nazi: Double check your own posts.

NotWal said...

merman said...

Hahaha go Fark youre selfs yourselves hows . How's that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! mastubators ??? seriously . Seriously you've gotta try alot a lot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!! homosexuals.

bring Bring it on!!!!


Is that what you meant merman? Should I understand from that that you are seeking a homosexual liaison? I think you might be on the wrong forum.


Haven't you forgotten an "r" somewhere Notwal?

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
7 Feb 2009 8:54PM
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nebbian said...

Rule #1 of being a grammar/spelling nazi: Double check your own posts.

NotWal said...

merman said...

Hahaha go Fark youre selfs yourselves hows . How's that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! mastubators ??? seriously . Seriously you've gotta try alot a lot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!! homosexuals.

bring Bring it on!!!!


Is that what you meant merman? Should I understand from that that you are seeking a homosexual liaison? I think you might be on the wrong forum.


Haven't you forgotten an "r" somewhere Notwal?


I'm perfectly aware of the danger Nebs. There is a common belief that only the faultless can criticise. Sucks to that. As one nazi to another I expect you'd agree that the tacit acceptance of subhuman juvenile semi literate rudeness is morally lame, a lameness I am often guilty of.

Anyway merman can't spell so he wont notice.



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