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Kitesurfing comp sponsored by palmolive?!

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Created by stringer > 9 months ago, 1 Aug 2010
stringer
WA, 703 posts
1 Aug 2010 10:24AM
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Guess vasoline were unable to commit again this year

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
1 Aug 2010 2:07PM
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well they can't have colgate coz windsurfing's already got that one

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
1 Aug 2010 2:07PM
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...and SUP have KY.

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
1 Aug 2010 4:44PM
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what about Qantas we spend that much time in the air some body should start adding up the frequent flyer points

DavMen
NSW, 1510 posts
1 Aug 2010 4:51PM
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Soap on a rope

Ian1
WA, 129 posts
1 Aug 2010 7:30PM
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What about Lipton??

saltiest1
NSW, 2575 posts
1 Aug 2010 10:42PM
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smith n wesson.

P.C_simpson
WA, 1492 posts
1 Aug 2010 8:46PM
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Maybe they will get them a float in the next Mardi Gras too..

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 Aug 2010 7:11PM
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The last poledancing comp around here was proudly sponsored by,

Zimmer Frames Are Us

Australian Alzheimers Association.

and The Adult Diapers Forum.

The winner in the female division won a year supply of blue rinse hair dye(why do the grannies dye their hair blue)

The winner of the mens division won a years supply of viagra with an ambulance on standby.

After the days events the presentations were made at the early birds 4pm dinner at the bowls club.The night rocked on till 7pm, then the local old age retirement home bus arrived to take them home



only mucking around,dont get all serious.

Carantoc
WA, 7300 posts
2 Aug 2010 6:24PM
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lotofwind said...

The last poledancing comp around here


Mmmm not sure about your fetishes.

If I were to watch a poledancing competition I would like to see scantily clad nubile young ladies strutting their stuff

But if you like to watch old folks stripping and girating up against a pole, well - everyone to their own I suppose.

Perhaps looking up at that kite has damaged some nerves in your neck leading to reduced blood supply to the brain resulting in deviant sexual perversions ?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 Aug 2010 8:42PM
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^^^^^^If they can remove their teeth they get bonus points

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
2 Aug 2010 9:18PM
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keep your kite low and go go go

hoop
1979 posts
2 Aug 2010 8:45PM
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Is that dog in your avatar dead yet Shannon? It looks a bit rooted.
Sorry kids, some people rang and said they needed Fluffy down at a farm. He won't be coming home tonight.

busterwa
3782 posts
2 Aug 2010 8:59PM
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Tampax

puffin
235 posts
3 Aug 2010 3:37AM
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Be careful pole dancing with a mast...carbon fibre splinters in the crotch are nasty!

Carantoc said...

lotofwind said...

The last poledancing comp around here


Mmmm not sure about your fetishes.

If I were to watch a poledancing competition I would like to see scantily clad nubile young ladies strutting their stuff

But if you like to watch old folks stripping and girating up against a pole, well - everyone to their own I suppose.

Perhaps looking up at that kite has damaged some nerves in your neck leading to reduced blood supply to the brain resulting in deviant sexual perversions ?




shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
3 Aug 2010 7:31AM
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hoop said...

Is that dog in your avatar dead yet Shannon? It looks a bit rooted.
Sorry kids, some people rang and said they needed Fluffy down at a farm. He won't be coming home tonight.



Yes the poor old bugger has passed on ,god rest his soul , 14 years is a long time to have something and not loose it although he had been hit by a car, pissed off a couple of times for days fornicateing, almost impaled himself on a star picket ,jumped off the patio landed badly and busted his bladder and numours other incidents thats 1/3 of my life my little buddy was around and yes towards the end he was a bit rooted but he still wanted to go on not realizeing he was'nt young any more.Haveing him put down was the hardest thing i've ever had to do even more emotional than a marriage breakdown (which doesn't seem so bad now no headaches from nagging, do what i want no explanning ect ect ) and made me see we are nothing but a bunch of cells getting older and slowly dieing every day.So live every day as your last because one day it will be

deXtrous
NSW, 451 posts
3 Aug 2010 12:56PM
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This is awesome! Kitesurfing is so popular there's even threads about it on the windsurfing forum!

I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...

graceman
WA, 323 posts
3 Aug 2010 3:53PM
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Are DeXtrous your name says it all, self serving and sponsored by Palmolive.
Don't bend over

The last comp I went to was sponsored by our poley association with beer & pizza (Wednesday nights during summer), no soap or lubricants in sight

Share the luv.

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
3 Aug 2010 4:02PM
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A teabaggers comp sponsored by pamolive.

Just what they need, bout time kiters cleaned up their act

stringer
WA, 703 posts
3 Aug 2010 11:37PM
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deXtrous said...

This is awesome! Kitesurfing is so popular there's even threads about it on the windsurfing forum!

I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...


I wouldn't know champ I don't waste any time in those forums but you seem compelled to drag your lines through ours. You probably don't mean to it's just in your nature to occupy more space than you deserve

stringer
WA, 703 posts
3 Aug 2010 11:40PM
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deXtrous said...

This is awesome! Kitesurfing is so popular there's even threads about it on the windsurfing forum!

I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...


I wouldn't know champ I don't waste any time in those forums but you seem compelled to drag your lines through ours. You probably don't mean to it's just in your nature to occupy more space than you deserve

Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
3 Aug 2010 11:50PM
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deXtrous said...

I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...


Perhaps nobody is interested because you need to be 18 before you can vote.

Rider5
WA, 567 posts
4 Aug 2010 8:26AM
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DavMen said...

Soap on a rope


Ha ha lol that's best reply for a sponsor for the gaylords comp

stringer
WA, 703 posts
4 Aug 2010 11:44AM
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Pugwash said...

deXtrous said...

I wonder why nobody gives a f*ck about pollies over in the kite forum...


Perhaps nobody is interested because you need to be 18 before you can vote.




this explains why it palmolive! their mothers are secretly behind the sponsorship in an attempt to get them to do the dishes!



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