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Pearl of Wisdom from the kite forum

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Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 22 Aug 2009
Mark _australia
WA, 23726 posts
22 Aug 2009 11:50PM
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quote: " i have kited in waves before ......... fun to do once n a while but looks like a bag of dildos. wave kite competition = a crate of big nasty dildos - kite surfstyle is a sack of dildos"



WOW! just what we have been saying for a while now....

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
23 Aug 2009 11:59AM
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Mark _australia said...

quote: " i have kited in waves before ......... fun to do once n a while but looks like a bag of dildos. wave kite competition = a crate of big nasty dildos - kite surfstyle is a sack of dildos"



WOW! just what we have been saying for a while now....



Not sure what he means. A sack of dildos is no bad thing except perhaps as a wedding present.

raggy
VIC, 564 posts
23 Aug 2009 1:06PM
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I suspect he dosent know what he's on about himself.... think of it this way its 10 seconds of reading followed by 20 min's of pondering WTF

raggy
VIC, 564 posts
23 Aug 2009 1:10PM
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10 seconds to read and 20 min,s thinking wtf....

birdseyeview
WA, 150 posts
23 Aug 2009 11:17AM
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Raggy,
I'm suprised you can read for 10sec. You know picture's isn't reading!



P.S. See you at work Tues/Wed. - if I can find a driver

whyner
NSW, 762 posts
23 Aug 2009 5:31PM
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Im confused....

Is a bag of dildo's better than a sack of dildo's. Or is a crate of dildo's the best? I guess the crate is the worst because they aren't just normal dildo's, there big nasty dildo's.

But then again some people are into big nasty dildo's and would love a crate of em????

hoop
1979 posts
23 Aug 2009 6:55PM
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You have a right to be confused. Until now, I've not heard of "dildos" or numbers of "dildos" being used as a measurement system.
Is it the next step from Imperial to the decimal system?
Will our children be bringing home work sheets and asking, Daddy how many dildos to a sack?
Or ,How many ****teenths make a hole dildo?
Makes you wonder.

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
23 Aug 2009 7:47PM
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but Dildos come in lots of different sizes , colours, thicknesses,shapes,etc, depending on the intended use. well that what ive been told , anyway.
how could you possibly be expected to use them as a system of measurement.
pehaps if one was termed the standard, in length, girth,colour, and vibrations per minute we could then define things from there.

So we could then define kiting in waves like being a 250mm,30mm diameter, gold ,9v dildo set to max........etc
not that there's anything wrong with that

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
23 Aug 2009 11:07PM
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i think it's the young wakeboard purists debating that kiting has not developed itself as it's own entity. (i.e. it copies other sports badly)

debate is good.

Old Salty
VIC, 1271 posts
24 Aug 2009 9:58AM
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I make ceramic dildos, so the more dildos the better from my point of view

pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
24 Aug 2009 10:51AM
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I read that some of them connect to USB ports...

sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
24 Aug 2009 10:59AM
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what is the collective noun for dildos? Is it a 'kiteboarding sack of dildos'? or a 'crate of kiteboarding dildos'?

DavMen
NSW, 1510 posts
24 Aug 2009 1:59PM
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A coighter of dildo's

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
24 Aug 2009 2:18PM
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greenleader said...

i think it's the young wakeboard purists debating that kiting has not developed itself as it's own entity. (i.e. it copies other sports badly)

debate is good.


So even the wakeboarders hate them? What are the possibilities on a kiteboard though? Spins and variations of them. Same for wakeboards.

I dunno, why not just enjoy the sport for the aesthetics, instead of being hardcore and tricking everything out? Gliding along riding the wind. I hate watching surfers try and cram a zillion moves into one wave too, as if they are scoring points. Buzzkill+++

Off-topic: hey I can skurf, does that mean I might be able to kite too?

I did see one wave vid on the kitesurfing forum though, some side-off stuff that was really, really good.

Mark, always fun to read your anti-kite posts [}:)]



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