Splinter Caption- cause it's too damn funny not to

Eric's excitement over free Pizza was impossible to hide

I'm glad to see you. (thinks these shorts dont have a pocket, I dont have a gun???)

Kitesurfer notices his reflection in a large mirror next to pizza man.

even though the organisers for the event covered the fences with shade cloth it was inevitable that someone would creep in to get a picture at the "world body protusion event AGM" Danny wasnt really a true candidate but claimed his six year erection would get him in. (it hadn't so far he just liked girls with bumps)

Chick#1 "check out the reflection of that guy standing behind us."
Chick#2 " Oh my god, that's User!"

Chick #2 "Ahhhh, so that's why they wear wetsuits under their boardies."

Winston thought offering the girls somewhere to hang their towels was a great idea

little johhny was sure he wood get the job erecting tent poles at the circus

"now what did my big brother say about inviting the girls back for pizza?"

very very crusty greenleader.....

Greenleader,
From the look on her face I gather she ordered the vegetarian but instead got a meatlover's. Also, how does she stay so skinny?

Mikey was so excited about doing 40knts at Burrum Heads he forgot to de-rig before ordering his pizza.