I wanted to resurrect Windxtasy's thread from back in Feb but it was too old..... ![]()
"From the Peconic Puffin, Feb 14:
Top Ten Reasons For Women To Date A Windsurfer (Valentines Day encore post)
Ladies, are you still searching for that special someone? Consider looking amongst the windsurfers:
10. The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
9. They can talk about something besides football.
8. They don’t smell too bad because it’s a good bet they’ve gotten wet recently.
7. They have another interest besides sex.
6. You know they’re rich enough to afford windsurfing equipment.
5. You always get the latest weather report, several times a day.
4. They are capable of commitment, at least to their sport.
3. They have no issues about wearing rubber.
2. You always know where they are, at least when it’s windy.
1. Windsurfers are generally fit, tanned, and have cute butts.
Non-windsurfing men should NOT...repeat NOT...pursue windsurfing women, unless they are prepared to immediately throw themselves into the sport. Otherwise such men will be surrounded by angry windsurfing men who all seek the great and rare prize: the girlfriend or wife who windsurfs. To squander such a find on a landlubber is an offense to those of us who sheet in!
(There is the opinion held by a small minority that it is a drag to be a man whose significant other windsurfs...you probably have to rig for them, they use your equipment etc. but generally speaking the willingness of such wahines to make every vacation a windsurfing vacation, to understand why the garage needs to be packed with tons of expensive wet gear etc. outweighs the rigging/sharing concerns. Discussion of such matters is encouraged.)
(Since running this feature last year, the Romance department at Peconic Puffin HQ has received a number of additional reasons to consider :
11. Ladies, if your man isn't home during the day, you'll know where to find him.
12. He'll be on the water so often won't have time for anybody else besides you."
This evening, as usual, my husband was browsing (trawling) windsurfing pages and I looked over to see him paused on a page with a pretty hot looking chick holding up a board. Just to get a rise I teased him, "What are you checking out that hot chick for?" His reply was "I'm only interested in the board".....the question is, should I be happy or worried?
Dear MisTral,
If you were a windsurfer you would understand so I assume you aren't.
It is perfectly normal for obsessives to be limbically aroused by the object of their obsession. When he's in bed with you does utter endearments like "beautiful bottom turn", "more downhaul", and "God I love the way you loop". If so this is all perfectly normal. You probably get birthday gifts of downhaul rope and fins. These are precious objects to the windsurfing obsessive. It means he values you highly and would like to ride you.
If he stuffs you in a board bag this is going too far. It means he has lost his tenuous grasp of reality and has entirely slipped into his delusional dream of being married to a sailboard. You must humour him and play the part of the sailboard by holding onto his mast and giving him the ride of his life. If you don't do this you risk losing him forever. He could could become a kiter - a fate worse than death.
So yes you should be both happy and worried, but mostly happy.
He was lying.
The only man (married or not) who will not check out a hot chick is either blind or dead.
But there are no single chicks ![]()
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on seabreeze.. chicks are like cats, they dont like to get wet, so we wont find our long lost love here.. Seabreeze is a site for fellas only..
if you register fellas in thease sites you might pick up a virtual girl friend tho
facebook
girl book
Maybe its the general tenor of the forum.
Remember Smooch? She stuck her head up and had to deal with a heap of male indignation.
She was fun :)
We were watching some hang-gliders on the weekend and a wife was helping her husband carry his gear across to the launch area. I asked my wife why she never helped me carry my gear. Perhaps I married the wrong woman.
She pointed out that through most of history women were not allowed anywhere near ships as it was considered bad luck. "Do you really want to risk it?"
Touche. ![]()
it is very sad that we dont even have any new chicks to comment on this post. seabreeze is a mans only site i know it sounds kind of ****y
but so true..