I know this really isn't the place but I need some advice from some fellas who have also been there....
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
She has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'
I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with her.
I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.
Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my windsurfing gear so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. '
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my gear, that I noticed a hairline crack in my Ezzy 430 RDM.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back for a warranty return?
Now I'm confused, because I am not sure which "hairline crack" you are concerned about. 
I would definately take the mast back to the dealer 
Talk it over with the wife. See if she has been using your RDM and if she has, kick her out. On the other hand if she offers to buy you another RDM anyway, stick with her, she's a keeper
Tell her your are all right with the girls nights but she should arrange more brunch, lunch and afternoon dates, then you will have more free time to pleasure your true love.
some one keeps calling me up and thinks that i am a lighthouse......
he keeps asking if the coast is clear??????
The important question is: has anyone else been playing with your belongings in your back ?
Looks like the coast is clear for you to take a few long windsurfing trips now!!
Why the username attack Smooch?
I haven't tried to make your name into anything degrading (not that I care, cause it was funny, but still an attempt at man-hate) - there you go i'm not a sesquipedalian
So tell me how calling someone a sesquipedalian (user of big words when small words will do), using the term itself, isn't ironic? The term is ironic in itself.
So in conclusion, Smooch is a troll or a woman with issues with men (i'm sorry if this is the case, but I don't believe the men on this forum have anything to do with it, beside taking the sh1t occassionally but they were provoked by your words, avatar and username).
So if you like ws and are serious about it, leave your username and start afresh.
Otherwise I dare say you will be ignored as a troll from now on, as you have had nothing important or related to say about windsurfing, on to say degrading things to the windsurfers on this site.
