Recent experience has led me to believe that an ass zipper would not be an all together bad idea on a wetsuit. I dont know about the rest of you but when i got to go - I GOT TO GO!!!
Thoughts???
duck under water
stretch neck of wettie
stand up so water rushes in around neckline
step out of water
pull out one leg around the ankle.....voila! flush.
Same as post-urination pee flush.
Go windsurf.
talkin from experience lol
Jermaldan, I think the kiting forum will be able to point you in the right direction
Reminds me of a recent phone conversation
Large muppet: Hows the wind?
YT: pretty constant but it's a bit cold, had to pee in my wetsuit.
Large muppet: Don't worry about that, most people do!
YT: Yeh but I'm standing in the car park!
pull you wetsuite down to your legs and the aqua nard all you want. i did one the other day...
its more difficult putting the wetsuit back on cause it fill up with water
then fluffed a gybe so it washed out..... fortunately
No need for a built in ass zipper,the butterfly affect prior to ya session should do the job,,,but iff ya get caught out and in the split seconds ya sphincter throbs to the uncontrolable beat of a 20ft chaser,,then let it go ,,but try to stay focassed,and when ya make shore stay down wind from da boyz!
then fluffed a gybe so it washed out..... fortunately
Or one of these babys!!!
Ok even without the ass crack, i reakon that it would be the essence of coolness looking like Capitan Kirk on a windsurfer!!!
You wouldn't want to try the flush in Queensland during jelly fish season. That could end rather badly!
i think everyone has missed the hole idea and let it slip through the crack. what a stinker.
funny as
Aqua turds aren't easy, and this time of the year one would have some very difficult birthing... also depends on the Katie Kurick factor.... if its over 80 kuricks you could be in serious trouble.... If you have been eating a lot of chinese take away, there could be further complications at birth....
best to drink heaps of coffee before your sesh - then find a little scrub near a jogger track and do what must be done.
Side note: Urine kills your wetsuit... the high amonia(?) levels ruin the fabric.....
