You role out your most used 5m sail and get a surprise at the colour of it.
Yes it has been THAT long!
I seriously thought I had a red 5m. I had to triple check because it was fluro green
You get blisters after sailing only two days straight...
Today was worth it though 
It takes you half an hour to figure out how to rig a sail..That was me coming back after 6 years off..now I can rig one in 5mins..
So Hardie what gear are you using on those marginal days to get into the water every couple of days?
I have been given the green light from the Cheese and Kisses to get myself a Kona 11'5 for next season. I am thinking that this will get me plenty more TOW this way.
You know its been a while when... you have to evict a family of spiders from your wettie.
I've just gone through the worst season/year etc in 19 Do you have a spare room over there, tell the kids I'm Poppy 
I've just gone through the worst season/year etc in 19 Do you have a spare room over there, tell the kids I'm Poppy 
I've just gone through the worst season/year etc in 19 Do you have a spare room over there, tell the kids I'm Poppy
I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for that one..
Speaking of bugs when i unrolled a 4.7 and put the mast in a scorpion came out of the top and landed next to my foot. wish i had a gps on to record that speed record.
No more Julia pics for you ! 
You get your helmet out of your work van and it's been used to store tech screws in!
You only last two minutes, Oh, you're talking about windsurfing...... same answer
You know it's been a while when...... you've forgotten your password to log on to seabreeze!
you know it's been a while when
- you launch, having forgotten to put on your harness
- your harness has mysteriously gotten a lot smaller than you remember it
Your windsurfing mates send you a text advising of a SW change and session later in the day. You (I) had to check who the text was from. Thanks Red.
I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for that one..
