You loose your callouses on your hands
You open a swinging door with both arms stretched (looks funny when your in a suit)
.....
...you're in the city centre for some reason , you hear a sharp crackle of thunder, and frantically mistake it for someone un rolling a sail.
You happily plan to pick a fight with your wife so that you can storm out of the house to demonstrate your disdain.
And then drive away in the car - which just happens to have your gear on the roof.
- Oh sorry - was this meant to be a hypothetical question?
when you work in the city with a nice view of the river and have to check if the Doctor as kicked in every single ten minutes from 2.00pm and onwards..
When you havnt been for 2 months because theres been no wind or u gotta do stupid things u dont wanna 
When you respond to these threads.....
Yep or post a silly topic just to alleviate the boredom & talk to like minded people to realise your not going mad...
You leave your trailer hitched up and do your shopping in busy shopping centres with buggerall carpark spaces available
When youv'e just been to the funeral of an 'ol surfin buddy and you realise life's too short .....
your contemplating doing belly flops off a 10m diving board just so you can remember what it feels like to get slammed
