Sister Angelica really wanted to give up surfing...but she couldn't quite kick the habit...
When the secret eventually got out that Jesus never really walked on water, but was actually riding a McTavish Evolution, his closest followers would religiously gather at Easter for some JC stylin'
Sister Maria was a bit of a spunk who loved to carve up the waves.
Sadly, Mother Superior had been told many times that she was so ugly, not even the tide would take her out.
-Still, she lived in hope!
At first Mother Superior wasn't happy that Sister Beth had confused her prayers, but now she was slowly warming to the idea that this Holy Sea might be more fun than the other Holy See
Sister Mary had hoped that by repenting and joining the order she would have been able to ride the never ending barrel in heaven. But alas, she had been consigned to damnation riding a log
Still, at least eternal misery in hell was better than being a SUPer
Sister Mary had hoped that by repenting and joining the order she would have been able to ride the never ending barrel in heaven. But alas, she had been consigned to damnation riding a log
Still, at least eternal misery in hell was better than being a kiter
Okay, I guess things have run their course.
There were a few good puns, and the obligatory kitesurfing jokes, but it's over to Sausage, with "Does my nun look big in this?"
