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Created by petermac33 > 9 months ago, 18 Dec 2009
petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
18 Dec 2009 5:04AM
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have heard lately of many people being affected by the dreaded erectile dysfunction.

my friend with plenty of spare cash to throw around has been for as long as i can remember a regular visitor to the ladies of the night.

at nearly 45, he still thinks getting bone hard should not be a problem. however he has stopped his once per month visits now as his flopiness does not allow him the gratification his body so dearly craves.

he is thinking his many daily sporting pursuits may have contributed to his flopiness,due to lack of energy left in his body after a long days sailing as an example.

i here its now getting so bad that he struggles to even perform for himself.

have a theory that these couch potatoe office workers, with very little muscle definition, have all the muscle where it counts when bedtime arrives.this saving up of energy in work hours can then be released for more pleasureable activities later in the day.

perhaps this forum, with many fit sailors/sports lovers will share the same problem.

i wonder if its something they are putting in the food/water as part of a de/population breeding agenda.

any tips on a potetial cure for the dreaded flops.

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
18 Dec 2009 8:16AM
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petermac33 said...



any tips on a potetial cure for the dreaded flops.


Drop dead before you turn 40.



Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Dec 2009 7:59AM
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two paddle pop sticks and some insulation tape...?

ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
18 Dec 2009 9:20AM
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Now Petermac, who is this mysterious "friend" you speak of??

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
18 Dec 2009 9:28AM
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ka43 said...

Now Petermac, who is this mysterious "friend" you speak of??



...asks the 'therapist'!

good call ka43

hardie
WA, 4133 posts
18 Dec 2009 6:42AM
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Testosterone drops after 40's causing less stiffness in erections, Stress does, some Medications can, Metabolic sYNDROME (Diabetes, high BP, High Cholestorol) reduces erections, these need to all be checked out and dealt with first

Then healthy lifestyle is impt

Then viagra

gregwed
QLD, 556 posts
18 Dec 2009 9:02AM
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Well that's a good message from "Hardie"

mr love
VIC, 2425 posts
18 Dec 2009 10:16AM
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Your "friend" might need to visit my Urologist older brother, Doctor Love, the Dick Doctor
It,s true!!!!!!!

pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
18 Dec 2009 10:21AM
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hardie said...
... then viagra

I suspect Hardie is not one to play billiard with a rope...

KMAN5000
NSW, 126 posts
18 Dec 2009 10:22AM
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try tiagra...


Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
18 Dec 2009 10:00AM
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I looked at the title of this thread and thought "More spammers".
Then I saw who posted it and thought it must be a clever way of describing some sail rigging problem!

Gidget
NSW, 104 posts
18 Dec 2009 1:08PM
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I have never really had a problem with personally. I am pretty skilled now on the manual uphaul after lots of practice, but have found that size really does matter in this regard ie the bigger it is more difficult.

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Dec 2009 1:23PM
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Windxtasy said...

I looked at the title of this thread and thought "More spammers".
Then I saw who posted it and thought it must be a clever way of describing some sail rigging problem!




Having a RDM when one needs a SDM is definitely a problem with the rigging.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
18 Dec 2009 11:48AM
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Ive got some good pils that will take care of that not viagra tho...........

MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
18 Dec 2009 2:57PM
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I was going to suggest that you post this question on the kiting forum, but then I thought better of it.

Gorgo
VIC, 5127 posts
18 Dec 2009 3:21PM
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At the tender age of 52 I can say that my knob gets as hard as it did when I was 18. What is different is the amount of attention required from the "integral part of the home entertainment system" to attract my attention.

I guess fortunately for one's happiness and sanity you can't trade in the trusty and and well-worn bedroom aid for a new model every year when you upgrade your iPhone. It might be fun to imagine playing with an 18 year old new toy but think how bad you wold feel when you get the credit card bill.

Kiters don't have this problem. Just a few pumps and everything gets blown up the way it should.

I guess if home entertainment is becoming a problem then you could go "digital".

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
18 Dec 2009 3:13PM
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You could try some of that HTFU that I often see referred to on this forum.
I'm not sure if it's meant to be used only by royalty though, because the comment is usually "HTFU princess."
But at least you could look into it.
(rate how useful this advice has been. 1 = entirely useless, 10 = really really useful)

Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
18 Dec 2009 3:17PM
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Try some steak

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
18 Dec 2009 3:24PM
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Pugwash said...

Try some steak


Geez! What do you do with that? Slap it around a bit?

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
18 Dec 2009 5:58PM
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MikeyS said...

I was going to suggest that you post this question on the kiting forum, but then I thought better of it.


I thought this topic would be more suitable in the "General Disfunction / Not shooting the breeze" forum

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
18 Dec 2009 4:18PM
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ok, did that.

busterwa
3782 posts
18 Dec 2009 5:52PM
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these will assist you



Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
18 Dec 2009 6:27PM
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pweedas said...

Pugwash said...

Try some steak


Geez! What do you do with that? Slap it around a bit?


Maybe... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=59039

Miss Jessie
NSW, 181 posts
19 Dec 2009 7:18AM
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Gorgo said...


Kiters don't have this problem. Just a few pumps and everything gets blown up the way it should.



hahahahaaaa....
yeah but a little peck and everything deflates....

(Not critising my kind tho!!!)

Miss Jessie
NSW, 181 posts
19 Dec 2009 7:20AM
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Gorgo said...


Kiters don't have this problem. Just a few pumps and everything gets blown up the way it should.



hahahahaaaa....
yeah but a little peck and everything deflates....

(Not critising my kind tho!!!)

raggy
VIC, 564 posts
19 Dec 2009 6:52PM
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ARE THAY KITES OR TENTS IN THE BACK GROUND......... CANT BE TENTS NO WAY A BLOKE DRESSED LIKE THAT WOULG GO CAMPING... WOUNDER WERE HE KEEPS HIS BAR AND LINES HMMMMMM..........



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