Sorry Windykid.
OK this is one I was going to use before but I thought it may be too rude.... or rather it would attract rude comments and be locked by Laurie. So keep it clean.
Oh, who am I kidding... go for it as usual 
Jamie was enjoying it so much, he didn't even notice his liver was missing, nor that the girls in the sect were sucking his lungs out his nipples.
Mark_australia's porno obsession leads him down an ever stranger, darker, more twisted path...
The consequences of teenagers watching Meet The Parents (Ben Stiller: "Yeah you can milk anything with nipples....")
PS Willy I gave you a thumbs up. You have no idea....
Jethro's ability to lactate Bacardi Breezer made him an instant hit with the Sorority girls.
Elijah, boy soprano sensation, needed that little bit of extra help to hold the high notes after his voice started to break.
"Coat me in honey and feed me to the lesbians"
Damn that looks fun, good on him
Or
"lower, lower, more in the centre, yeah YEAHH, thats IITTTT, mmm"
Isn't it always the way, the blowup doll never looks as good as the picture on the box
Fire trucks, football, windsurfing, grandma, pre-school. Damm it!!!!!
Ah......... girls, i think i just ARRIVED!!!!!!!!
Mark_australia was running out of funny pics for the caption comp, so he had to choose one from his Teenage Christian Camp photo album. It seemed innocent to him at the time...
Wet Willie's three stage sure fire guide to seduction -
1) Tell the girls about the 2 belly buttons. They will be intrigued and ask to see them.
2) While the shirts off show them the lemon drop nipple rings. He's such a fun party guy, they will want to play games.
3) ummmm... Whats 3 Willy?
What is with all the thumbs down (red thumbs) to my original post and most of the replies? If some wowser has a problem maybe they could have the guts to post a comment????
eating his crust had made his hair go curly but he still had no hair on his chest. (even under close inspection)
The red thumb is a coward's weapon.
In the unlikely event that any of you red-thumbers have anything useful to say, please feel free to post.
