I used to own a twitter but it leak oil all over the place always got stuck in third gear it was a nightmare so I sold that and purchased a Facebook that was even worse to small and up the hills had not guts so I sold that then bought a Toyota oh what a feeling now that makes sense or does it, now it's getting confusing.
Kind Regards
Walt
You might feel differently if are in business. Social media indicators are a large part of googles algorithm to decide which web sites should receive higher rankings in their search results.
Higher search result position results in more search traffic means more eyeballs on your offers equals more income from your website.
I have a drinking game: whenever you see the facebook logo take a shot. You'll last 90 minutes at most if you're watching commercial TV.
Twitter...****
Just got a smart phone,after about 2 days worked out how to turn it on.
Sorry to all those that have got phone calls at weird hours of the night,bloody touch screen thing.
what the **** would I put on twitter....
"cant work out how to use this phone...****"![]()
nice rant
very eloquent
but you forgot to tell the world what colour undies ya wearing at tomorrows doof doof concert mate![]()
I know I have to get an iphone
but I'm holding out resolutely
can I make it without joining the masses
oh geez![]()
^^^ the only thing you'd score at a rave Mark-oz is a headache and the desire to go home and have a nap on the couch ![]()
I made an enemy on Facebook. Some bloke in Dubai or Saudi. I posted a link on his Wall when I was pissed and stoned. He got quite irate. Looking back on it he might have ended up against a wall as the content was a tad out of kilter with strict Islamic code.
He is not my friend anymore.![]()
You should pop into the kiting threads before you curl up with your latest Agatha Christie novel and hot water bottle Mark. There is a very serious conversation about kiters wearing concrete boots. Sounds like something poleys would normally encourage ![]()
I just did a silent fart, did a cough when I did it - f'ck it stank. I don't think anyone else even noticed.
Told them it was the brakes, which made them all sniff and inhale it - bahahahhahha
Just rubbed one out and used the Diamond Royal Jubilee Souvenir Liftout from The Worst Australian to mop up.
Hacking Facebook accounts can make a slow nightshift a little more entertaining.
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