Pole.
Would you sit bare ass'd on an ant hill covered in honey or stick your junk in a beehive covered in nutmeg?
Foot.
Have sex with a dog and no one knows about it OR dont have sex with a dog and everyone thinks you did.
No dog sex... Let people think what they want... I could never look the dog in the eye afterwards...
Would you prefer a hanging or face a firing squad?
Hanging.
...Generally there's a better crowd at a hanging and always a chance that Robin Hood'll save you in the nick of time.
18 and inexperienced or 40 and fire-breathing?