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Ellen

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Created by southace > 9 months ago, 23 Mar 2013
southace
SA, 4803 posts
23 Mar 2013 11:37AM
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Who the f##k is Ellen ?

Any fans here?

Buster fin
WA, 2599 posts
23 Mar 2013 9:10AM
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If I have the misfortune to be watching daytime TV, that's what I'll watch.

smicko
WA, 2503 posts
23 Mar 2013 10:09AM
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I thought it was Alan?

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Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
23 Mar 2013 1:52PM
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Ellen.... rubbish. No, more than that. An insult to television.

Mark _australia
WA, 23704 posts
23 Mar 2013 11:14AM
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I gather you mean Ellen DeGeneres?

Was an actress in the early 90's, she did stuff-all until they realised she was a lesbian. So suddenly her opinion counted and thus she gets shot straight up to "have your own show" kinda stardom. Jst like when they realised Oprah was black.

FormulaNova
WA, 15106 posts
23 Mar 2013 11:36AM
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Mark _australia said...
I gather you mean Ellen DeGeneres?

Was an actress in the early 90's, she did stuff-all until they realised she was a lesbian. So suddenly her opinion counted and thus she gets shot straight up to "have your own show" kinda stardom. Jst like when they realised Oprah was black.




I was listening to a radio program a few weeks ago when they started talking about this. Apparently when she 'came out', nobody wanted anything to do with her at all. Her career nose dived, and stayed that way for a number of years.

So, to be fair, she actually worked hard to get where she is (where ever that is?).



FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
23 Mar 2013 4:16PM
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I have the solution...

Mark _australia
WA, 23704 posts
23 Mar 2013 2:53PM
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FormulaNova said...
Mark _australia said...
I gather you mean Ellen DeGeneres?

Was an actress in the early 90's, she did stuff-all until they realised she was a lesbian. So suddenly her opinion counted and thus she gets shot straight up to "have your own show" kinda stardom. Jst like when they realised Oprah was black.




I was listening to a radio program a few weeks ago when they started talking about this. Apparently when she 'came out', nobody wanted anything to do with her at all. Her career nose dived, and stayed that way for a number of years.

So, to be fair, she actually worked hard to get where she is (where ever that is?).






I thought it was the other way around - career was crap and then coming out made her trendy again................but TBH I can't recall so maybe I should stop taking the p!ss

youngbull
QLD, 826 posts
23 Mar 2013 6:15PM
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I watched a few episode, when I was off work for the year.
You have to give it to her, she has her own show, she is rich, she married a hottie.
The show is crud but she has alot of support - deff more interesting than that turd Oprah. At least Ellen can sort of dance, Oprah is always playing some crappy sob story.

Do I support her - heck no, enough yanks here already

Scotty88
4214 posts
23 Mar 2013 5:34PM
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Mark _australia said...
FormulaNova said...
Mark _australia said...
I gather you mean Ellen DeGeneres?

Was an actress in the early 90's, she did stuff-all until they realised she was a lesbian. So suddenly her opinion counted and thus she gets shot straight up to "have your own show" kinda stardom. Jst like when they realised Oprah was black.




I was listening to a radio program a few weeks ago when they started talking about this. Apparently when she 'came out', nobody wanted anything to do with her at all. Her career nose dived, and stayed that way for a number of years.

So, to be fair, she actually worked hard to get where she is (where ever that is?).






I thought it was the other way around - career was crap and then coming out made her trendy again................but TBH I can't recall so maybe I should stop taking the p!ss


I recall her sitcom 'Ellen' was doing quite well and her character 'came out'. With life imitating art, she came out 'in real life' and had no work for 3 years. Safe to say she has turned that around. She met a Melbourne shiela called Mandy Rodgers who changed her name to Portia De Rosia (close).
And they lived happily ever after with big double enders.

Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
23 Mar 2013 9:00PM
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Scotty88 said...
And they lived happily ever after with big double enders.


Gold!
She's from down my way, Geelong actually! Not Melbourne (Amanda Rogers!).
Chances are she actually knows where Bells Beach is, and has probably also been there! Too funny!


Or is it A-Man-Da-Hug-and-Kiss... It's actually vice versa... Ellen is the man! Amanda is the woman.

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
23 Mar 2013 7:14PM
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I think she's alright

A menage a trois with her and her lover would be cool

byf
WA, 518 posts
23 Mar 2013 7:20PM
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I must admit i wouldnt mind driving a lovely sports car wearing a pair of comfy aussie boots

Scotty88
4214 posts
23 Mar 2013 7:22PM
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Simondo said...
Scotty88 said...
And they lived happily ever after with big double enders.


Gold!
She's from down my way, Geelong actually! Not Melbourne (Amanda Rogers!).
Chances are she actually knows where Bells Beach is, and has probably also been there! Too funny!


Or is it A-Man-Da-Hug-and-Kiss... It's actually vice versa... Ellen is the man! Amanda is the woman.



So Geelong's not in Melbourne eh ?
There you go - I know siera foxtrot alpha.

Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
23 Mar 2013 10:23PM
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SFA!

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
23 Mar 2013 11:35PM
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Simondo said...
SFA!


STFU?

Mark _australia
WA, 23704 posts
23 Mar 2013 8:42PM
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poor relative said...
I think she's alright

A menage a trois with her and her lover would be cool


Portia, and a skinny middle aged chick with a #3 clipper cut?
No thanks.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
24 Mar 2013 6:17PM
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She has the most whiney nasal american voice ever. Instant channel switch.

Mark _australia
WA, 23704 posts
24 Mar 2013 6:06PM
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kiteboy dave said...
She has the most whiney nasal american voice ever. Instant channel switch.



+1

Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
24 Mar 2013 9:35PM
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Mark _australia said...
kiteboy dave said...
She has the most whiney nasal american voice ever. Instant channel switch.



+1




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Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
25 Mar 2013 6:07AM
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It's a great example of how women will do anything for money, even hook up with an old beakbird hag who looks like a gent.

echunda
VIC, 765 posts
25 Mar 2013 10:53AM
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Baa baaa baaaa



Freakn sheep

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Mar 2013 1:09PM
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Whatever happened to that show with the husbands that were secretly sleeping with dwarf lovers that turned out to be men who were secretly sleeping with their lover's wives on the side who in turn turned out to be the original husband's half brothers? That show was kinda rad. Do people still say that? "Rad"?

It was on during my lunch break and at first I was disgusted, but after a few weeks it was just too hilarious to miss, and we practically had a fan club in the kitchen area. Totally fake but hilarious nonetheless. Good times.

dorothyinste
QLD, 481 posts
25 Mar 2013 12:18PM
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Jerry Springer is informative and on par with Ellen/Oprah/Whoopi/DrPhil.

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
25 Mar 2013 2:48PM
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As far as lesbians go, I'm all for it as long as they let me watch or join in
Otherwise it's sick and perverted and they belong in a mental hospital

Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
25 Mar 2013 5:05PM
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Beaglebuddy said...
As far as lesbians go, I'm all for it as long as they let me watch or join in
Otherwise it's sick and perverted and they belong in a mental hospital


Just remember that all lesbians are not like the ones in the pornos.

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
25 Mar 2013 5:30PM
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Pitbull said...
Beaglebuddy said...
As far as lesbians go, I'm all for it as long as they let me watch or join in
Otherwise it's sick and perverted and they belong in a mental hospital


Just remember that all lesbians are not like the ones in the pornos.


You are right, I have never actually seen an attractive lezzo.
I'm not really sure they exist. The ones in porno are just doing it for money, kinda like that Portia De rosso

stuk
NSW, 894 posts
25 Mar 2013 8:38PM
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Woof!

Wanga F One
QLD, 231 posts
25 Mar 2013 8:31PM
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What's the difference between a lezzo and a porn lezzo?

A. About 30 kilos.

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
25 Mar 2013 9:17PM
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Wanga F One said...
What's the difference between a lezzo and a porn lezzo?

A. About 30 kilos.


and a moustache

Scotty88
4214 posts
25 Mar 2013 7:57PM
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Wanga F One said...
What's the difference between a lezzo and a porn lezzo?

A. About 30 kilos.


So true. Fark that's funny.



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