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Evolution is true, why your uncle was a monkey.

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Created by barn > 9 months ago, 11 Jul 2011
felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
13 Jul 2011 9:31AM
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Elroy Jetson said...

The religious anti-evolution talk is puzzling.

I would have though nuclear physics would be much more offensive.

Bits of the universe that god created long ago can simply disappear and get converted into energy. E=mc2.




Try quantum physic. It has been discovered that one particle can be in several different places at the same time, as we are made of particles then we can be in different places at the same time would that challenge any bible basher?

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
13 Jul 2011 12:10PM
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barn said...




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The Experiment. The E. coli long-term evolution experiment is an ongoing study in experimental evolution led by Richard Lenski that has been tracking genetic changes in 12 initially nearly identical populations of asexual Escherichia coli bacteria since 24 February 1988.[1] The populations reached the milestone of 50,000 generations in February 2010.



There is only one conclusion from this experiment.
At such rapid rate of generations turnover E.Coli overtake humanoids very soon in evolutionary challenge
The first attempt already made !!
Ruthless enemy ( E.Colli) bombarded Spain from air with poisoned cucumbers last month.
Big losses on our side - first serious victory for Coli.
Since E.Coli has easy access to all our human asses , future is bleak.
We are f***d up already.
I suggest we should use our most potent weapon now,
Nuke them all , (Coli) from the surface of the Earth before is too late




This is the latest picture of the Suicidal Coli packed with explosive TNT ready to explode in your ass.
Coli has nothing to loose after all. After explosion his Coli-Soul is transferred to Coli-Heaven where 50 new virgin asses are for their disposal and enjoyement

barn
WA, 2960 posts
13 Jul 2011 10:44AM
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^lol, pretty much..

Luckily these guys are only interested in playing with their cultures in the Lab, and writing papers on it. A mutant E.coli strain in the wrong hands could wipe out humanity. If Al-Qaeda really wanted to mess with us, they would have gone down the biological warfare route. Luckily Al-Qaeda know nothing about evolution.

This is how it's done, infect some suicide bombers with your mutant culture of superbugs. Make him fly to America and go and sneeze on the buffet at Pizza Hut.. Then he gets a job at McDonalds, and wipes his ass on a cheezburger..

Or maybe develop a super strain of Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea. But that would require a Suicide bomber getting laid 1st.. haha

Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea discovered in America Japan- oh no! super STDs..
geekologie.com/2011/07/hide-your-pecker-hide-your-wife-superstr.php

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
13 Jul 2011 2:19PM
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^^^ I think you sir, just got yourself an ASIO file

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
13 Jul 2011 12:22PM
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theDoctor said...


^^^ I think you sir, just got yourself an ASIO file


He may have had one allready

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
13 Jul 2011 10:55PM
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theDoctor said...


^^^ I think you sir, just got yourself an ASIO file

I am afraid that you just killed discussion nicely, doctor
"All you say will be recorded and used against you in the proper time .."
You may wish to remain silent ....
so my idea for survival on this wired world is : "avoid to say something you may regret" even if your can prove that you are right
ASIO is listening and anyway anything written on the web stays there forever...
PS. just my scientific interest ;Do we (Aussie) have any enemy or this is just a common paranoia syndrome ?


Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
13 Jul 2011 11:10PM
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yes

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
13 Jul 2011 11:13PM
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Haircut said...

yes


Yes -What? we have enemy? ??? !!!

barn
WA, 2960 posts
13 Jul 2011 9:41PM
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theDoctor said...


^^^ I think you sir, just got yourself an ASIO file


Probably, but I haven't said anything new.. It's basically the plot from 12 Monkeys..

I also know how to pull off a mob assassination cause I've seen the Godfather.. I'm a regular Luca Brasi..

Anyway, we have nothing to fear, Jihadist's would renounce Isalm if they knew enough about evolution to use it for evil.. They are incompatible knowledge systems.

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
14 Jul 2011 1:31AM
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truth movement australia,

we used to get together and laugh about the asio insert

he was the one who would buy drinks when none of us drank...

tatkins
QLD, 344 posts
14 Jul 2011 12:02PM
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I want to be a Pastafarian.
Bring on the volcanos of beer and strippers
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8272651/pastafarian-wins-right-wear-colander-in-licence



felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
14 Jul 2011 10:24AM
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tatkins said...

I want to be a Pastafarian.
Bring on the volcanos of beer and strippers
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8272651/pastafarian-wins-right-wear-colander-in-licence





Deep down I knew It (beer volcano and strippers) I am converted I am now a Pastafari........... May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you all!
It is even better than the muslim virgin!!!!

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
14 Jul 2011 12:52PM
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felixdcat said...

tatkins said...

I want to be a Pastafarian.
Bring on the volcanos of beer and strippers
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8272651/pastafarian-wins-right-wear-colander-in-licence





Deep down I knew It (beer volcano and strippers) I am converted I am now a Pastafari........... May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you all!
It is even better than the muslim virgin!!!!

Everybody wants to be a Pastafarina

Whats worry me again that again there is Heaven and you must go there first to enjoy that this volcano strippers
What we really want is everything right now , right here !!!

THIS IS BEER VOLCANO HEAVEN


BUT BEFORE YOU GO THERE , HERE IS PASTAFARIAN ACTIVIST
DURING HIS EARTHY EXISTANCE



NOT EVEN HALF WAY TO REAL HAVEN








Paradox
QLD, 1326 posts
14 Jul 2011 12:59PM
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An evolutionary freak is usually greatly deformed. The greater the random mutation, the greater the chance it is a bad mutation.. So at no point will a Chimp or frog will give birth to a more intelligent new super species that will overtake us.. All natural offspring look pretty much identical to their parents.



You know that reminds me of a theory (speculation based on available facts) I read about that was kick started by the interesting situation where infant chimps looked very similar to human infants. ie pale, no full covering of body hair etc. As chimps get older they develop the hair and bent over stance etc. It was also noted that young primates (and lots of other mamals for that matter) have an exceptional abilitiy to learn and adapt, but as they get older tend to be less flexible and more habitual in nature. ie you can't teach an old dog new tricks....

It was noted that while chimps become more chimplike as they age, humans tend to maintain thier infant attributes more.

DNA analysis has traced modern humans back to a population of less than a thousand. It is believed that this small colony developed through a series of mutations to one gene that made the humans less inclined to develop the "old dog" traits. ie maintained the higher intelligence and ability to reason and adapt that infants had and took them through to adulthood.

It is likely there was high survival pressure on the species that we were and the changes gave us significant advantage in survival in the enviornment we were in. Whilst there were a lot of other changes the quantum leap forward in intelligence and advanced reasoning were the key, and this small colony survived whereas others that did not benefit from the change died out.

The loss of adult body hair was a side effect that could be overcome with the intelligence gained, and probably led to another development of dark skin if this happened in Africa etc.

There was a lot more substance to it than what I remember but that was the guts of it.

SomeOtherGuy
NSW, 807 posts
14 Jul 2011 3:17PM
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doggie said...

(.).) (.(.)


... looks like a picture of doggie in Pastafarian heaven, hard at work in the stripper factory...

I'm in for pastafarianism. I've already got two colanders! And beer!!

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Jul 2011 1:26PM
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SomeOtherGuy said...

doggie said...

(.).) (.(.)


... looks like a picture of doggie in Pastafarian heaven, hard at work in the stripper factory...

I'm in for pastafarianism. I've already got two colanders! And beer!!


I am your leader

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
14 Jul 2011 1:32PM
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I have had a revelation!
Comet Elenin is the Flying Spaghetti Monster it will pass so close to us that it will change water in beer and kill all the ugly women mutating the cute ones to big breasted mute and blind strippers.
Gee I love you Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Boobs (.).) !

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Jul 2011 4:41PM
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felixdcat said...

I have had a revelation!
Comet Elenin is the Flying Spaghetti Monster it will pass so close to us that it will change water in beer and kill all the ugly women mutating the cute ones to big breasted mute and blind strippers.
Gee I love you Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Boobs (.).) !



Im still your leader

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
14 Jul 2011 4:46PM
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Master give your followers beer and (.).)

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Jul 2011 5:09PM
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felixdcat said...

Master give your followers beer and (.).)


No worries mate!! after I get them lol

BabaORiley
WA, 434 posts
14 Jul 2011 5:59PM
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Shame about the size of the keg.....

THIS IS BEER VOLCANO HEAVEN









Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
14 Jul 2011 8:08PM
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BabaORiley said...

Shame about the size of the keg.....

THIS IS BEER VOLCANO HEAVEN





don't worry mate, there are fifty virgins like that ( at least mayby more
and each one brings you new one once you finish empty ?

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
14 Jul 2011 11:56PM
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What if Muslims have ALL THIS WRONG ?

after sucsesfull bombing

and Hindu Right?

reincarnation

Instead of going to heaven they going back to Earth to have all this 50 virgins in his Second Life?







" Hurry up, ladies !! Folow me ! There is my house just across the ditch ! "

( slaughter house )

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
15 Jul 2011 10:09AM
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Macroscien said...

What if Muslims have ALL THIS WRONG ?

after sucsesfull bombing

and Hindu Right?

reincarnation

Instead of going to heaven they going back to Earth to have all this 50 virgins in his Second Life?







" Hurry up, ladies !! Folow me ! There is my house just across the ditch ! "

( slaughter house )



Have halal sex before slaughter?

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
15 Jul 2011 1:25PM
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felixdcat said...

Macroscien said...




" Hurry up, ladies !! Folow me ! There is my house just across the ditch ! "

( slaughter house )



Have halal sex before slaughter?

or should the cock say:
Hurry up ladies !!! Follow me !! There is my friend's house just across the ditch ! His name is Slaughter
and there is his house,
You will love it "




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